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mongrel · 09-08-2003, 05:38 AM

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Originally posted by Haylow
ha ha ha you fools, you did not draw me in i was sent by god...blah, blah, blah...

Ha ha ha you fools your arogance is your downfall.

No, it's your's:

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Matthew 5:22
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Long live the EAC!

dunadan · 09-08-2003, 06:30 AM

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Originally posted by Just Ignore Me
Satan's got other plans.

Saddam Hussein is CANADIAN?!?!!?

Duvenoy · 09-08-2003, 06:42 AM

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Originally posted by Haylow
ha ha ha you fools, you did not draw me in i was sent by god the end times are beging i am here to give you your final chance for redemption through christ.

You must be forgetting whats sitting above my head, there is no chink you can put in my armour for it is the amour of our lord the allmighty, my intelligence the intelligence of our lord the allmighty, my cunning the cunning of our lord the allmighty, my purpose the purpose of our lord the allmighty

Ha ha ha you fools your arogance is your downfall.

And spelling and grammar appears to be your's. Do you not know how to use capitals and punctuation? Slow down and write properly, and you'll get your point across more effectivly.

If it's a bird sitting above your head, I might suggest that you get out from under it soonest.

doov, the grammer nazi.

Magic Primate · 09-08-2003, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by Haylow
I think i need to remind you of this little clich'e "if you play with fire you will get burned" you have no idear just what your playing with here, god will not mess around with you.

Wake up man, before its to late, the devil almost haves you.
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Haylow,

Hello - I am a messenger from the True Lord. I'm here to warn you.

You have grossly underestimated Satan's supernatural powers of deceit. Do you really think he would show his true nature to you? No - he would appear to be righteous and good wouldn't he? And he would offer you all sorts of rewards for doing his bidding wouldn't he? This is exactly what he has done and you fell victim to his deceit. He has been using the name 'God' and offering people rewards of eternal bliss in some place called 'Heaven'. I don't know how you people fall for this stuff.

Now run along and get yourself laid for once.

Yours sincerely,

Magic Primate, Minion of Nyarlathotep

Magic Primate · 09-08-2003, 08:52 AM

I needeth to spreadeth the message far and wide. I shall posteth again at greater length that others may hear my warning and be saved.

Bright Life · 09-08-2003, 10:46 AM

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doov, the grammer nazi.

Not to be a nit-picker, but if you are going to refer to yourself as the "grammar nazi," you should spell it correctly.

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And spelling and grammar appears to be your's.

Also, in this case, there is no need for an apostrophe in "yours."

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Where is Hell? Try my ex-ol' lady's house.

In addition, if that's your ex-ol' lady that lives down my street, then I must whole-heartedly agree. That bible-thumping biddy makes the whole neighborhood smell like boiling sulphur!

Sweetly,

BL

Aravnah Ornan · 09-08-2003, 11:52 AM

Good catch, mongrel!:notworthy

ieyeasu · 09-08-2003, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Haylow
ha ha ha you fools, you did not draw me in i was sent by god the end times are beging i am here to give you your final chance for redemption through christ.

You must be forgetting whats sitting above my head, there is no chink you can put in my armour for it is the amour of our lord the allmighty, my intelligence the intelligence of our lord the allmighty, my cunning the cunning of our lord the allmighty, my purpose the purpose of our lord the allmighty

Ha ha ha you fools your arogance is your downfall.

On that note, I believe I'll put on some pants.

Haylow · 09-08-2003, 05:50 PM

"DOH":banghead:

Corona688 · 09-08-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Haylow
I don't think you should go around calling people liars it's not nice to do that.

Who did I call a liar, eh? I simply believe that you have taken mark9550's joke so literally it's funny.

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Mark don't listen to Corona, satan is real and Corona is just trying to trick you into beliveing that it wasen't satan on the phone.

So I'm a tool of satan, am I? That's a new one.

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I belive you but please don't make any deals, its not worth it, he can't overthrow lord allmighty and you will go down with him.

Quite right, attempting to overthrow what doesn't exist is a rather fruitless venture. He might as well fly to the north pole and try conquering santa claus.

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God is not going to mess around with satan or you if you are with him.

You sure you're talking about god? Sounds more like the Shaft.

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09-08-2003, 07:01 AM	#14
Magic Primate Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oxfordshire Posts: 1,134	quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Haylow I think i need to remind you of this little clich'e "if you play with fire you will get burned" you have no idear just what your playing with here, god will not mess around with you. Wake up man, before its to late, the devil almost haves you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Haylow, Hello - I am a messenger from the True Lord. I'm here to warn you. You have grossly underestimated Satan's supernatural powers of deceit. Do you really think he would show his true nature to you? No - he would appear to be righteous and good wouldn't he? And he would offer you all sorts of rewards for doing his bidding wouldn't he? This is exactly what he has done and you fell victim to his deceit. He has been using the name 'God' and offering people rewards of eternal bliss in some place called 'Heaven'. I don't know how you people fall for this stuff. Now run along and get yourself laid for once. Yours sincerely, Magic Primate, Minion of Nyarlathotep

09-08-2003, 08:52 AM	#15
Magic Primate Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oxfordshire Posts: 1,134	I needeth to spreadeth the message far and wide. I shall posteth again at greater length that others may hear my warning and be saved.

09-08-2003, 11:52 AM	#17
Aravnah Ornan Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alexandria, VA, Faith-Based States of Jesusland Posts: 1,794	Good catch, mongrel!:notworthy

09-08-2003, 05:50 PM	#19
Haylow Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 127	"DOH":banghead:

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