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08-15-2003, 05:45 PM
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yo mama
Yo mama's so fat she freebases ham!
Yo mama's like a doorknob - everybody gets a turn! Yo mama's so fat her ass has an orbit! Yo mama's so poor she got a candy bar on layaway! Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. plenty o' good ones at The Yo Mama Joke Page |
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08-18-2003, 12:47 PM
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The funniest one I have heard, from THE SOPRANOS.
"(Yo' momma's) so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food." lhiuvme |
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08-18-2003, 01:52 PM
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Yo momma so FAT...she should really be watching herself. Obesity can result in heart disease, stroke and diabetes.
Yo momma so FAT...her self esteem is low and she can't help but resort to snacking to feel better about herself in a vicious, never-ending cycle of dangerous living. Yo momma so DUMB...she failed a pop quiz in 8th grade bio and a midterm in 11th grade Literature. Yo momma so DUMB...she called 911 when she got into a car accident though no one was seriously injured, when she should have called the local precinct at 212-555-1347. Yo momma so DUMB...she scored below the national average on her SATs. Yo momma so UGLY... because her parents could not afford to pay for braces as a child. Yo momma so UGLY... your friends never said, 'DAMN, yo momma is HOT!' behind your back. And my favorite ever: Yo momma is so fat it takes her an hour to watch 60 minutes. |
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08-21-2003, 07:45 AM
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Yo momma's underarms so hairy, she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma's like a shotgun - two cocks and she blows |
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08-21-2003, 07:55 AM
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