mark9950

Satan returned my call about helping me overthrow God,but I forgot the directions.

He told me that our office meeting has to be in person in hell.So God cannot hear us discussing it.

I also lost his phone number,darn it.

Haylow

I dont think you should do that satan is tricksey, satan knows he can't overthrow god, he's just trying to take you down with him.

Please listen to me i beg of you, it would be such a waste of yourself.

Corona688

for yog's sake, you don't really think satan really phoned this guy up personally and discussed with him about overthrowing god do you? Satan, not existing, can't do that. And god, not existing, can't be overthrown.

Haylow

I don't think you should go around calling people liars it's not nice to do that.

Mark don't listen to Corona, satan is real and Corona is just trying to trick you into beliveing that it wasen't satan on the phone.
I belive you but please don't make any deals, its not worth it, he can't overthrow lord allmighty and you will go down with him.
God is not going to mess around with satan or you if you are with him.

Mr. Neutron

Satan's got other plans.

mark9950

Yes he did he said that he read my tread on this board in elsewhere and wants to discuss the overthrow tactics in detail.

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.p...threadid=61615

I know that it should not be hard all I need is an iron chariot and I purchased one on ebay.

Judges 1:19
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

Haylow

I think i need to remind you of this little clich'e "if you play with fire you will get burned" you have no idear just what your playing with here, god will not mess around with you.

Wake up man, before its to late, the devil almost haves you.

ieyeasu

You have no idea what you're dealing with here. We ARE Satan, and IIDB is just are little method of drawing you in.

Duvenoy

Where is Hell? Try my ex-ol' lady's house.

Where is God? Same place.



doov

Haylow

ha ha ha you fools, you did not draw me in i was sent by god the end times are beging i am here to give you your final chance for redemption through christ.

You must be forgetting whats sitting above my head, there is no chink you can put in my armour for it is the amour of our lord the allmighty, my intelligence the intelligence of our lord the allmighty, my cunning the cunning of our lord the allmighty, my purpose the purpose of our lord the allmighty


Ha ha ha you fools your arogance is your downfall.