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sweep · 03-18-2003, 12:55 PM

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Sweep, you ignorant slut

An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told

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Just where the hell do you get off calling my writing wordy and convoluted?

I jerk off in front of my monitor, while liberally decorating my interior in red liquor. Give me a call, and I'll allow you to sit on the bottle.

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(the vast majority of them your replies to yourself)

what can I say- sweep is the most competent alter-ego I have

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I've seen better articulated statements in randomly arranged refrigerator magnets, for chrissakes.

you've obviously been in my house then. At the moment it says, get a life... and a job!

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It's a bizarre tangent encased in a rambling wreck of prose

it might seem like a bizarre tangent to some, but unless you happen to be tangibly bizarre, you might be better off trying to crack the enigma code.

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as if my command of the English language is somehow an affront to your own monosyllablic impenetrability

you own the language: I own the meaning. Cast aside your hordes of mindless sycophants, and livius!

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I use the words I use a) because I am as comfortable with them as you are with "the" and "em," and b) because I like to elucidate my point as precisely as I know how

..and (C) because rim -stalker (how apt) is breathing up yo' ass! No, really, its generally sweet, but I smell demand characteristics.

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If Malcolm X could memorize the entire dictionary when he was in prison

Not bad! But could he eat the entire dictionary like monsieur Le-mange?

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Why hork your bitter grape seeds on me?

Obviously a seasoned wino; A bottle of La Paz from the land of Portugal, actually, sweetheart.

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"garrulous" and "sporadic vociferacions"

pa-rod-y: composition in which author's style is made fun of by imitation.

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did you actually think I'd be cool

well my motto is: 'feeling cool? throw another livius on the fire'

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one of the more eloquent posters

lather, rinse, repeat: Welcome to the land of narcissicm. Let me adorn your nipples with gold!

Roll star trek/ fight scene: ACTION!

dum dum, der der, dum dum, der der... DAN, DAN DA DA DA DAN DAN DA..

"If we don't fight to the death theey... will kill us both!'

you can be spock and I'll be Jim. Loving wishes..

sweep

sweep · 03-18-2003, 03:48 PM

damn! I was hoping to return the favour by disparaging some more of Livius' slick banter. Unfortunately, I'm turning into a hell- bent reptile. My forked tongue sits neatly betwixt the leaves of a thesaurus. No, ordinary thesaurus, you understand: a liviusaurus. Soon to be extinct.

As I was saying, I was going to return the favour by disparaging some of Livius glib chatter, unfortunately a random cross-section revealed little but 'Whore-moans. Possibly androgens, but the test is far from replete.

anyway, I'm off on my hols soon, which means that I won't be here to defend myself. That doesn't mean I'm chickening out though. back in two weeks.

Livius, I suspect you're probably just being nice and pulling those punches. I'm sure you can find a post that makes my alter ego cringe. I just hope ju'iblex doesn't join in the fray. The last time she hit me I was *teetering on the ropes*>> at sixteen years old too. Damn, now who's ass kissing? Anyhow, hopefully someone will put me out of my misery, because only 'street-rules' apply in my book.

wonkothesane · 03-18-2003, 04:43 PM

So, do you want constructive criticism, or can I just flame away (please!)

You know, just say totally childish things like: "Your feet really stink!" and stuff like that...???

Or shall I flatten you with my superior intelligence and wit???
(Oh wait...nevermind...I lack both, I just remembered...)

- bryce

MzNeko · 03-18-2003, 05:05 PM

re: livius' post...

Well, I don't know about sweep's feelings on the matter (I read his reply, found it unintelligible, and moved on), but for myself, I must say...

"Thank you mistress. May I have another?"

slept2long · 03-19-2003, 12:52 AM

Sweep, your post is barf.

Gurdur · 03-19-2003, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by sweep
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If you can relate to this, please respond. It would be nice to know that were all 'pigs in the same pen' and not 'a pecking order of gods'.

so, with all due respect, this is American Gladiators. I am 'all meat & no veg man' get out your pugiling sticks and give me a good walloping!

I would flame you, but you're not worth the effort.

Godless Dave · 03-19-2003, 05:46 AM

This thread smells like ass.

GunnerJ · 03-19-2003, 06:04 AM

T LIVIUS: <3

sweep · 03-19-2003, 09:14 AM

my bad- I said street rules.

Constructive criticisms please: you can't just beat me up by saying things along the lines of 'this is poo, look at that!' This was supposed to help me understand a few home truths. And now this, all because of a few glasses of wine. This thread has dengenerated into a cacophany of degenerates.

Livius is encouraging me> you lot hate me so bad that you're willing to trawl through all this crap just to crush my heart. I really hope you're all beaming with happiness out there while using all your precious resources to tap out a couple of remarks along the lines of:

'I'm here wasting my time, so I'll spend even more time telling you that I'm wasting my time. Get on the floor and stay there. I'm not helping you up. PS - I don't or can't digest your crap, therefore, you smell of something that my stomach finds distasteful.'

BTW, if you're reading this, you're an asshole. If you're thinking of typing something, don't. We are in an unwise world of crap. Go out and do something worthwhile. Thankyou sweep, I think I shall.

love me later, bye.

Gurdur, I think I understand what you have wrote, although I'm less certain whether you also understand what you have written.

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03-18-2003, 03:48 PM	#22
sweep Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: sugar factory Posts: 873	damn! I was hoping to return the favour by disparaging some more of Livius' slick banter. Unfortunately, I'm turning into a hell- bent reptile. My forked tongue sits neatly betwixt the leaves of a thesaurus. No, ordinary thesaurus, you understand: a liviusaurus. Soon to be extinct. As I was saying, I was going to return the favour by disparaging some of Livius glib chatter, unfortunately a random cross-section revealed little but 'Whore-moans. Possibly androgens, but the test is far from replete. anyway, I'm off on my hols soon, which means that I won't be here to defend myself. That doesn't mean I'm chickening out though. back in two weeks. Livius, I suspect you're probably just being nice and pulling those punches. I'm sure you can find a post that makes my alter ego cringe. I just hope ju'iblex doesn't join in the fray. The last time she hit me I was teetering on the ropes>> at sixteen years old too. Damn, now who's ass kissing? Anyhow, hopefully someone will put me out of my misery, because only 'street-rules' apply in my book.

03-18-2003, 04:43 PM	#23
wonkothesane Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Outside of the asylum... Posts: 2,049	So, do you want constructive criticism, or can I just flame away (please!) You know, just say totally childish things like: "Your feet really stink!" and stuff like that...??? Or shall I flatten you with my superior intelligence and wit??? (Oh wait...nevermind...I lack both, I just remembered...) - bryce

03-18-2003, 05:05 PM	#24
MzNeko Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Long Beach, California Posts: 1,127	re: livius' post... Well, I don't know about sweep's feelings on the matter (I read his reply, found it unintelligible, and moved on), but for myself, I must say... "Thank you mistress. May I have another?"

03-19-2003, 12:52 AM	#25
slept2long Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: West Palm Beach, FL Posts: 1,066	Sweep, your post is barf.

03-19-2003, 05:46 AM	#27
Godless Dave Contributor Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: With 10,000 lakes who needs a coast? Posts: 10,762	This thread smells like ass.

03-19-2003, 06:04 AM	#28
GunnerJ Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: a place where i can list whatever location i want Posts: 4,871	T LIVIUS: <3

03-19-2003, 09:14 AM	#29
sweep Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: sugar factory Posts: 873	my bad- I said street rules. Constructive criticisms please: you can't just beat me up by saying things along the lines of 'this is poo, look at that!' This was supposed to help me understand a few home truths. And now this, all because of a few glasses of wine. This thread has dengenerated into a cacophany of degenerates. Livius is encouraging me> you lot hate me so bad that you're willing to trawl through all this crap just to crush my heart. I really hope you're all beaming with happiness out there while using all your precious resources to tap out a couple of remarks along the lines of: 'I'm here wasting my time, so I'll spend even more time telling you that I'm wasting my time. Get on the floor and stay there. I'm not helping you up. PS - I don't or can't digest your crap, therefore, you smell of something that my stomach finds distasteful.' BTW, if you're reading this, you're an asshole. If you're thinking of typing something, don't. We are in an unwise world of crap. Go out and do something worthwhile. Thankyou sweep, I think I shall. love me later, bye. Gurdur, I think I understand what you have wrote, although I'm less certain whether you also understand what you have written.

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