JCS

1) Just over 6' tall

2) I have brown hair that is starting to grey

3) I like dogs, especially my English Springer and Cocker Spaniels

4) I collect Lionel Trains

5) My wife and I are searching for our first home to purchase.

6) My children are all grown up

7) After we get a house I want a new GSXR since I traded my last one in for a MX bike for my youngest son to race.

8) I miss the sights and smells of northern Minnesota, but not the cold or the mosquitos.

9) Sequoia National Park is my favorite destionation
http://www.nps.gov/seki/shrm_pic.htm

10) This time of year I eat fresh strawberries by the quart.

Oxymoron

1.) I work writing video games for a living
2.) I used to be an astronomer
3.) My favourite animal is the duck
4.) I love Indian food
5.) I hardly drink, except a rare binge on margheritas and the odd glass of wine
6.) I like driving fast cars, I own a Vauxhall VX220 which is pretty quick, and I've only hit one lamppost with it
7.) I am married and just about to be a Dad for the first time
8.) Religion, UFOs, Astrology and all the other hokum makes me seethe
9.) I had a Jewish upbringing but it was just water off a duck's back
10.) I have a habit of not only not getting the right end of the stick, but getting the wrong stick. (If you can parse the multiple negatives there.)

Z500

1. i have many self esteem issues
2. i look at porn (it's not much better than the fact i had here before but still...)
3. i'm about 5' 8" tall i think...
4. last time i ate pizza was on thursday
5. i also passed up oral sex that day
6. i listen to pantera
7. i love the japanese language
8. i've had my glasses frames replaced once
9. for about a month or so 3 years ago i think i saw UFOs
10. according to an online test my IQ is 136

GySgt

1. First Easter without my mother who died 12/27/02 of cancer.

2. Second Easter without my father who died 03/18/01 of COPD.

3. Happily married husband to a very loving wife.

4. Proud father of two sons.

5. Proud grandfather of a three year old grandson.

6. Vietnam Veteran-Three tours of duty, Active in USMC for twelve years.

7. Recovering alcoholic since 08/13/83.

8. My father served in the USMC for twenty-six years

9. My only brother has been MIA since 1970 while serving in Vietnam

10. My sister (last surviving sibling) is a devout atheist, I'm a Christian and we love each other very much.

RevDahlia

1. I love making lists, preferably about myself, because I'm just that fascinating

2. I worked the door at a dance club last night, all the DJs were girls

3. I am just under 6' tall and pretty narrow

4. I have nice lips but hideous feet

5. The only foods I actively dislike are doughnuts and lamb

6. My boyfriend is deathly afraid of chickens

7. I probably drink too much

8. I suspect that one of my roommates doesn't like me

9. I beat myself up for wasting my life, but I'm not sure what I should be doing

10. I have the same birthday as Malcolm X (date, not year)

Edited to add: The bonus round, because I can't resist and everyone else is doing it:

11. I was touched by GySgt's response

12. I'm kind of a pushover

13. I just got my nails done and they're chipping already... they are screaming orange so it SHOWS

14. I'm prejudiced against Scientologists

15. I love love love professional basketball, I had a good easter because both my favorite teams had televised games. Go Lakers! Go Philly!

keyser_soze

1. I drive too fast sometimes when the music is grooving just right.
2. My wife is nagging at me to finish painting(will be 20 coats between the paint and the clear coats so it's taking a while) my friends harley and get it out of my garage.
3. I'm hungry, I want a steak biscuit post-haste.
4. I cheated on my wife 3 years ago, and am still punishing myself by admitting that I had a slip of my will which is unacceptable.
5. Masturbation does't work for me and it pisses me off on a daily basis.
6. I'm at work wasting company time here.
7. I can't wait to get home to play with my munchkins.
8. I don't know when I was born.
9. I am the adopted son of a minister.
10. I am agnostic.

keyser_soze

Ohhhhh! A bonus round!

11. I also detest scientologists (come on, he admitted to how he created the religion, get over it...it's fraud. But then again, isn't every religion?)
12. I lost my first son, and I miss him every day.
13. I need a shot of scotch so bad it hurts, and a cigar too...
14. I sleep better when my wife is not in the bed.

Dr. Retard

Thanks, but it's all due to my friend Jeremy, who arbitrarily chose the name 5 years ago when we were hassling people on Yahoo Chat. In retrospect, the name is unsettlingly close to "Dr. Stupid" of 'Ren and Stimpy' fame.

TomboyMom

1. I passed the Jeopardy test and am waiting to see if they call me.

2. I am good at untying knots and climbing trees.

3. I greatly admire these people, and believe they are underappreciated:

Paul Robeson
P.G. Wodehouse
Serena Williams
Aretha Franklin (because no amount of appreciation would be sufficient for her.)

4. I wish I could sing.

5. When I was in France, age 21, I passed for a man for the most part for 3 months. I recommend it to all women travellers.

6. I regret going to law school instead of library school.

7. I have three children, all girls. I gave birth to one, my wife gave birth to the other, and we adopted the third.

8. I was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, and dream of living there again one day.

9. I am addicted to these vices:
coffee
American Idol
NFL football
mindless computer games.

10. Contrary to theist propanganda, I am happier since becoming an atheist within the last year.

Rene

beth

1.) I was born in Tampa and the minority when it comes to Tampa natives. (most have moved away and the yankies replace them.)

2.) I am 5'9" and the tallest female in my family. YAY!

3.) I was called 'BethleHAM' by the boys in grade school.

4.) I love tequila, but cannot drink it as can not moderate consumption.

5.) I am watching sleezy Ricki Lake right now.

6.) Like to browse Spenser's gifts and look at all the naughty things.

7.) I currently have a sinkful of dishes to wash, but has instead decided to say "screw it!"

8.) I like to read anything and everything. I cannot go a few seconds with out reading something or thinking of words. (OCD?)

9.) I am just as obnoxious in real life as I am on the computer. I post the same as I would if I were in a real time conversation and I bug the crap out of people.

10.) I have a beagle and a tabby cat.