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topane · 03-13-2003, 08:43 AM

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LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Porn legend Ron Jeremy is hitting the half-century mark, but he's still going hard.
Jeremy, who has made millions of dollars sleeping with thousands of gorgeous women on film despite his rotund appearance, will turn 50 on Thursday (Mar. 13)...

HaysooChreesto! · 03-13-2003, 09:02 AM

Ron F'ing Jeremy. A big, fat, ugly, hairy backed, creepy looking dude with a huge Johnson. How did this guy ever make it The Business?
Living proof that porn is 99% for men.

MJones · 03-13-2003, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by Lamma
Ron F'ing Jeremy. A big, fat, ugly, hairy backed, creepy looking dude with a huge Johnson. How did this guy ever make it The Business?
Living proof that porn is 99% for men.

You answered your own question.

Wow... 50 years old. That guy must be in every heterosexual porn movie ever made!

Dirty Dog

HaysooChreesto! · 03-13-2003, 10:43 AM

Sure he's hugely endowed, but so what? So are a lot of other guys that are less repulsive than he.
Maybe guys that can't really get gorgeous women to have sex with them identify with him?
It's his foulness that makes him famous I guess.

azidhak · 03-13-2003, 02:09 PM

Ron Jeremy was GREAT in Orgazmo!
Haakon

jess · 03-13-2003, 02:13 PM

from what I remember from interviews with the man, he has the rare ability to 'get hard' on command.

Most men, just like most men in porn, will get hard pretty quickly for a new attractive woman--- but only for a limited time. The body needs rest, or we would be F****** all the time. So, on a good day, a male porn star will be able to be filmed maybe twice.

Mr. Jeremy can go nine, twelve times without a break.

As in, he is pay dirt for a director who needs to film a movie in a limited amount of time, ie: porn.

Strictly mechanics, guys. Nothing to do with appeal or with satisfying a fantasy.

everlastingtongue · 03-13-2003, 03:24 PM

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Mr. Jeremy can go nine, twelve times without a break.

Damn! I�ve just concluded that there is a God, but he doesn�t like me very much�

Shpongle · 03-13-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by azidhak
Ron Jeremy was GREAT in Orgazmo!
Haakon

I loved the kung-fu scene in that movie!

Putney Swope · 03-14-2003, 03:20 AM

His picture has been all over the newpapers recently.

I think he got arrested in Pakistan. Looks like he has some links to bin Laden. Who would have thunk it.

dangin · 03-14-2003, 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by jess
from what I remember from interviews with the man, he has the rare ability to 'get hard' on command.

You mean you can't??

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Originally posted by jess
Most men, just like most men in porn, will get hard pretty quickly for a new attractive woman--- but only for a limited time. The body needs rest, or we would be F****** all the time. So, on a good day, a male porn star will be able to be filmed maybe twice.

Now with Viagra, any guy can do this.

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Originally posted by jess
Mr. Jeremy can go nine, twelve times without a break.

Once again, is this really uncommon?

And let's not forget that the hedgehog of love, AKA Ron Jeremy, can schlob his own nob. Another factor in his popularity.

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03-13-2003, 09:02 AM	#2
HaysooChreesto! Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SoCal USA Posts: 7,737	Ron F'ing Jeremy. A big, fat, ugly, hairy backed, creepy looking dude with a huge Johnson. How did this guy ever make it The Business? Living proof that porn is 99% for men.

03-13-2003, 10:43 AM	#4
HaysooChreesto! Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SoCal USA Posts: 7,737	Sure he's hugely endowed, but so what? So are a lot of other guys that are less repulsive than he. Maybe guys that can't really get gorgeous women to have sex with them identify with him? It's his foulness that makes him famous I guess.

03-13-2003, 02:09 PM	#5
azidhak Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 818	Ron Jeremy was GREAT in Orgazmo! Haakon

03-13-2003, 02:13 PM	#6
jess Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: rationalpagans.com Posts: 7,400	from what I remember from interviews with the man, he has the rare ability to 'get hard' on command. Most men, just like most men in porn, will get hard pretty quickly for a new attractive woman--- but only for a limited time. The body needs rest, or we would be F****** all the time. So, on a good day, a male porn star will be able to be filmed maybe twice. Mr. Jeremy can go nine, twelve times without a break. As in, he is pay dirt for a director who needs to film a movie in a limited amount of time, ie: porn. Strictly mechanics, guys. Nothing to do with appeal or with satisfying a fantasy.

03-14-2003, 03:20 AM	#9
Putney Swope Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Statosphere, baby. I'm stacked over LaGuardia & I'm not coming down fo no body Posts: 614	His picture has been all over the newpapers recently. I think he got arrested in Pakistan. Looks like he has some links to bin Laden. Who would have thunk it.

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