Division By Zero

So I'm sitting there thinking to myself, and suddenly I get this mental image of a priest trying to baptize a cat by immersion in a lake. I start cracking up imagining how this absurd situation would play out, and my friend- a Christian, and a yeck (YEC) to boot- asks me what's so funny. I tell him, and he says "Um, not all priests have the authority to perform a baptism..."

That was the lamest thing I'd heard in a long time.