Shake

... and have some porn on in the background... LOUD! Then ask, "Is this going to take long?"

Goober

I originally came up with this idea to get rid of deros who try to bum money off me. When you see a bum who's begging for change and is coming your way you go 'Hey buddy, you got any change?' before they can say anything. Gets them every time.

To do this to fundy doorknockers, just take a couple of pamphlets from them first time they come round and then get rid of them any way you can. If any come back next time, just dig out the pamphlets, answer the door and then hand them back to them. Before they can say anything, just start preaching your arse of about how 'Jebus loves them'. Do this for about twenty minutes straight (or as long as you can stand) without ever pausing to let them speak, while they have to stand there and politely nod their heads and get bored out of their tiny little minds. When you're done, slam the door in their faces.

I'm a big fan of poetic justice.

Shake

Hell, you oughta hit up the fundy doorknockers for change, too!

trekbette

I came up with an idea. I don't think I am smart enough to implement it though.

I would like to make up a brochure explaining atheism. Then offer them one of mine for one of theirs. Then tell them that I will read their brochure and write out a list of questions I have about the information I read. But only if they do the same with my brochure. Then make an appointment to go over each others questions.

This would be a serious and not too rude way of communicating and (hopefully) spreading the word about atheism.