snoiduspoitus

Nah, the contents of the news doesn't bother me at all. I swap between ABC, NBC, and CBS. Rather, Brokaw or Jennings - really doesn't matter.

What's bugging me is the apparent demographics of the audience based upon the commercials. If you watch these news broadcasts, you will come to believe that you are suffering from at least one of these ailments: arthritis, allergies, constipation, incontinence and/or bone loss.

Shit. I hate to give up the news, so I've started purchasing purple pills and other elixirs just in case.