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| Resurrected Jesus |
   
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8 | 40.00% |
| The Resident Evil Zombie |
  
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12 | 60.00% |
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03-03-2003, 08:30 PM
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Caged Deathmatch-- Cast your Vote!
Ok, for my first poll ever, let's see how this goes.
*Ding ding!* Today, folks, we are hosting our first-ever (so far as I know), Deathmatch-style showdown between two notorious badboys. Please cast your vote for who you think will reign supreme! In the red corner, we have: Resurrected Jesus -- Packing Omnipotence, a beard, and one hell of a grudge, this Saviour of Mankind is up to claim his place as King of the Undead. (Or as He prefers, 'Once-Dead'). Can anything withstand the mighty powers of a pissed-off Deity? In the blue corner, we have: The Resident Evil Zombie -- This old-skool Undead is a fierce contender, known the world over for his insatiable for desire for brains and an uncanny inability to operate simple mechanisms. Rendered with the best graphics a PS2 can offer, this lean, slightly-green drool machine can stumble down halls like a amputee duck, and take an impressive number of pistol shots! Steel-caged deathmatch, no holds barred! Who wins, and why? ~Aethari |
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03-03-2003, 09:33 PM
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the zombie. Jesus is a wimp.
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03-04-2003, 03:37 AM
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Aren't they both synonymous?
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03-04-2003, 06:51 AM
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I wanted to argue that the zombie is already dead so how can Jebus win? or is it not a bout to the death and I missed something..cause that'd just be boring.
 Ph34r the Z0mb13! Oh and cute post Aethari 
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03-04-2003, 08:00 AM
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Wasn't this on "Celebrity Deathmatch" on MTV....No wiate, that was Ozzy Osborn.
Quote from the show: "I was worshipin' Satin while you were still in leather diapers". Later, ElectEngr
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03-04-2003, 08:27 AM
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I'd have to put my money on the Resurrected Jesus because while Zombie can kill, Jesus can bring back to life as well as kill (as his Father aspect). The Zombie is purely physical and limited to only one being while Jesus is three, three, three beings in one. His Father aspect might also exist outside of time and space, which is a tremendous advantage - I doubt the Zombie could overcome that. Even if you consider Jesus as separate from the Father & the Ghost, he can still get around a lot better than an amputee duck. His eating fishes instead of brains would win him more allies among the indigenous population - that he's the close, personal friend of thousands is also a distinct advantage over a smelly, stupid man-eater. Hands down, Jesus wins. edited to add: Jesus could also bring the Zombie back to life and, thus, unzombify him. |
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03-04-2003, 10:12 AM
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I'll give it a bit longer before I take the final results and write up a fight summary
 Get those votes in! ~Aethari |
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