Buddrow_Wilson

Yes. everytime i hurt myself or get frustrated over something, that is when I decide to try my best to sound cool and manly.

Loki

Oh yeah. I wanna be manly. And I've long since resigned myself to the fact that I'll never be cool.

I don't fucking swear to sound fucking cool. I fucking swear because it helps to alleviate a lot of fucking aggression and frustration.

I try not to swear in anything by casual social situations. Kurt Vonnegut said it just gives an excuse for people not to listen to what you have to say.

99Percent

I swear very little and only when I am truly angry, because less is more when swearing is involved.

If you swear in excess you become like a Tarantino character, the swearing becomes the usual and loses effectiveness.

Lasher

Depends on who I am around, try not to do irt too much in public, just incase kids are around.

But me and my best friend play the insult game, you know calling them a sperm burping gutter whore, but meant with all the love in the world, lol

Lasher

LMFAO, although that would may me fit neatly in the the lesbian stereotype of wanting to be a male, ummm no.

Darwin26

i quit ... eliminated them from my vocabulary. 'bout 13 years ago... i felt i no longer needed to modify my consciousness ... i could trust my awareness to tell me this *is* precisly WHAT IT IS ... no need to dramatize or inflame my own sense of reality....

lpetrich

For some reason, I say "Good Grief!" a lot.

And I seem to enjoy thinking of whimsical synonyms for "bullshit", like "bull doo-doo" and "bullpoop". But if I want to get really pretentious, I refer to "excrement of the male bovine".

Captain Howdy

Speaking of profanity, two nights ago I had a friend drive slowly past the nearby catholic church during a service. I was in the car.
I had about two seconds to stick my upper torso out of the car flashing two of my extra special fingers while screaming

" FUCK YOU FUCKING GODDAMN CATHOLIC CUNT BASTARDS!! "


I had more to say but two seconds is such a short time to express the way i felt.







let it be known that i was not intoxicated in any way... that came afterwards

fidiot

I never understood why some people consider "damn", "goddamn", and -this one always cracks me up- "hell" as profanity. Even for christians this should not be offensive. Hello, we don't live in middle ages anymore, fuckers!

Goliath

To quote Spock, I occasionally use "colorful metaphors."

My mom once told me that one day when I was about 4 or 5 years old, I was playing with something in the yard while my mom was planting stuff in the garden, when I suddenly asked "Mommy, why the fuck won't this work?"

Of course, I had absolutely no idea what I was actually saying. I must've picked up the word from school (or possibly from my father). She laughed, and then told me that "fuck" isn't a polite thing to say.

Sincerely,

Goliath