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PopeInTheWoods · 07-17-2003, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by chanoc
One fundee slogan I see around town at nearly every church is, "Get involved, time for VBS!" (* Vacation Bible School).

So that's what it stands for. And silly me, thinking that there were just lots of opportunities for kids to learn Visual Basic.

never been there · 07-17-2003, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by lpetrich
I agree that "harvesting" is an odd term to use, especially when they can use some term like "recruiting".

Can't use that - they stuck "recruiting" on homosexuals.

chanoc · 07-17-2003, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by PopeInTheWoods
So that's what it stands for. And silly me, thinking that there were just lots of opportunities for kids to learn Visual Basic.

Now that would be a true learning experience for the kids!

I heard one on the radio the other day. It was an advertisement for the pizza parlor I work at, in the commercial this kid is comparing the laws of thermodynamics to a hot Bullwinkle's pizza. Most people would not understand that, in this fundee redneck town, but I had to shake my head and played "Fuck the Creationists" by MC Hawkings on my Mp3 player.

Kthulhu · 07-18-2003, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by lpetrich
I agree that "harvesting" is an odd term to use, especially when they can use some term like "recruiting".

Just be thankful they don't use the term "assimilating". Then again; that vacant stare, unoriginal jargon, unable to think for themselves....

34 of 666: "Have you beeen absorbed into the Christ-borg collective yet?"

Me: "what?!?"

34 of 666: "Errr... I mean have you let baby jebus into your heart?"

~The Thing That Should Not Be

jman0904 · 07-18-2003, 11:29 PM

My friend and I are hoping someone will start up a "Campus Crusade for Christ" this next school year, just so we have an excuse to start up a "Campus Crusade for Cthullu".
(Bring your own sacrificial goat; pastries and approved beverages will be supplied)

chanoc · 07-19-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by jman0904
My friend and I are hoping someone will start up a "Campus Crusade for Christ" this next school year, just so we have an excuse to start up a "Campus Crusade for Cthullu".
(Bring your own sacrificial goat; pastries and approved beverages will be supplied)

I agree, we should have respect to Satanism (yet Satanism seems silly to me, it seems like an antichristian moment that in facts involves christian aspects) Get real there is no such thing as black magic, YET I like this about satanism, "So you all like sexual freedome?"
Most of my favorite porn sites are opperated by Satanists, and, with respect, I would say you guys and b!tches, do an excellent job of promoting porn to the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dollars flow toward your goals!!!! :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Treacle Worshipper · 07-19-2003, 09:41 AM

A line I've heard used (as a joke, to be fair):

"Resistance is futile, you will be converted."

I didn't think Cthulu had anything to do with Satanism?

TW

jman0904 · 07-19-2003, 04:37 PM

Nah, he's one of the Elder Gods.

Gotta love H.P. Lovecraft!

sakrilege · 07-19-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by c_ca
"We saved x amount children" kinda creepy?

Of course it is creepy because it means the children they didn't save will roast in hell for eternity.

Stiletto One · 07-19-2003, 08:34 PM

I say it's creepy because it sounds like a body count of some sort.

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jman0904 Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oregon, the new Least Religious State in America Posts: 453	My friend and I are hoping someone will start up a "Campus Crusade for Christ" this next school year, just so we have an excuse to start up a "Campus Crusade for Cthullu". (Bring your own sacrificial goat; pastries and approved beverages will be supplied)

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Treacle Worshipper Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 931	A line I've heard used (as a joke, to be fair): "Resistance is futile, you will be converted." I didn't think Cthulu had anything to do with Satanism? TW

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jman0904 Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oregon, the new Least Religious State in America Posts: 453	Nah, he's one of the Elder Gods. Gotta love H.P. Lovecraft!

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