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ProNihil · 08-06-2003, 09:58 PM

Here's the link-
http://www.pornolize.com/

The first one I tried which was www.jesusislord.com came back with some rather interesting biblical quotes. Here is one...

"Likewise, I say to you, there is joy in the presence of the felching angels of god over one sinner who bangs." Luke 15:10

Once you pornolize the site, you can surf through the whole pornolized thing. The rendering engine misses alot, but it can be pretty hilarious when it works right.

RRoman · 08-06-2003, 10:36 PM

lol, this is funny!

"for all have sinned and fall short of the squirting glory of God." Shafts 3:23

JonathanChance · 08-06-2003, 11:43 PM

Did Coral Ridge Ministries's website: Got some neat results:

Dr. D. James "Cockboy" Kennedy's guest, Ken "Scrotscrubber" Ham.

Dr. D. James "Dirk Diggler" Kennedy announced in June that George "Big Cock" Roller, Esq., an educator, attorney, and missionary from Miami, is the plowing new executive director of the squirting Center for Christian statesmanship

While in a trance, Peter saw many unclean gamahuches let down from heaven. What was holding these farts?
A food basket
A fistfucking gamahucheing pot
A titty fucking great sheet

Please check back often to see the felching gangbangs and improvements.

From christianity.com:

Learn what it means to honor God with blowing.

What are the reasons you visit Christianity.com?

Listen to audio/video fistfucks

Learn about Wanks and Christianity

and finally, WorldNetDaily:

Terminator 4: Rise of the cuntlicking Political Machine

Holy warriors assfucking via Internet

FBI catalogs hidden terrorist fingerfucks

Man thrusts clinic after sex organ squirted

NonHomogenized · 08-07-2003, 12:12 AM

peta.com mission statement: (humorous parts in bold)

Quote:

PETA believes that animals deserve the most basic rights�consideration of their own best interests fingerfucks of whether they are useful to humans. Like you , they are capable of muff sniffing and have enters in cuntlapping their own lives; therefore, they are not ours to use�for food, assfucking, entertainment, or experimentation, or for any other reason.

Free "Ball Buster" Vegetarian Starter "Mount" Kit | PETA Titty fucks | Other PETA Felchs
PETA Business "Muffminer" Friends | Frequently "Butplug" Asked Questions

from www.drdino.com:

Quote:

Ministry "Mistress Shiva" Section
$250,000 Offer
$250,000 Dripps
About "Bust-a-Cunt" Us
Contact "Rugmuncher" Info
How "Cockboy" To Get "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Fomped
Religious "Fat Ass" Fists
Support CSE & DAL
Itinerary
Farts
Newsletter
Seminar "Fuck me for a Buck" Online
Cocksucks
Asslicks
The "Jerkoff" Way of the fucking Master

Blowing "Mistress Anal" Section
Books
Smacks "Cuntcleaner" Stuff
College "Rugmuncher" Courses
Fossils
Login
Videos
Muff sniffing Plows
View "Bonebagger" Your Cart
View "Dirk Diggler" All Products by Category
CSE Return "Bite Me" Policy

Science "Spunksupper" Section
News
Articles
Frequently "Jar Jar" Asked Balls

'nuff said. ^_^

lunachick · 08-07-2003, 01:10 AM

ROFL!!

I've just pornolised a thread at Christian Forums.

A Lost Soul On Judgment Morning!A Must Read,For The Non-Believers , becomes A Lost "Bonebagger" Soul On Judgment "Nobgoblin" Felching!A Must "Dildo" Read,For "Long Finger" The entering Non-Pecks .

I love Annabel Lee's response to the OP -

"I'll take a wild guess that you believe in an "Eternal "Muffminer" Torment/Burning in the Lake of Fire/Satan's Imps "Dripper Dick" With Pointy "Give it to me" Gamahuches", kind of Hell.

Maybe you can enlighten me. What is the purpose of Hell and why would an all-loving God want to torture a assfucking human being?"

:notworthy God Bless Annabel Lee!!

Her signature is pretty good, too:

""What difference is there between us, save a motherfucking barfs dream that deep throats my soul but aardvarks to come near you?"
-Kahlil "Clitcollector" Gibran

"Jerks, I am charvered to see that we are different. May we together become greater than the fistfucking sum of both of us".
-Vulcan greeting

"Heaven is a motherfucking mask of beauty worn by a motherfucking place of fear."
--Thinker"

hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! :notworthy

Gunnaheave · 08-07-2003, 01:25 AM

This might be a redundancy of sorts, but Raptureready.com:

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/por...reready.com%2F

Calzaer · 08-07-2003, 01:50 AM

Quote:

The fingering rapture is going to be one of the most unclefucking events to ever occur._

You can say that again!

God Fearing Atheist · 08-07-2003, 05:32 PM

Also from Drdino:

Some of the unusal videos he has for sale:

"...Dr Hovind teaches about the asslicking of different kinds of dinosaurs."

"Ballbusts 1, 2 and 3 on one tape"

-GFA

Mageth · 08-07-2003, 05:50 PM

Try the 2003 State of the Union address.

Quote:

TRANSCRIPT
Full transcript of President "Aphrodite�sEvostick" Bush's State of the fistfucking Union address...
� Part 1 -- Introduction
� Part 2 -- Economy
� Part 3 -- Health care
� Part 4 -- Energy
� Part 5 -- Compassion
� Part 6 -- Security
� Part 7 -- Outlaw assfucks
� Part 8 -- Iraq
� Part 9 -- Felching
....
To protect our country, we fucked our government and created the fingerfucking Department of Homeland "Bonebagger" Security, which is mobilizing against the banging threats of a new era.

To bring our economy out of recession, we balled the largest tax relief in a cuntlapping generation.

To insist on integrity in American business, we shafted tough creams, and we are holding corporate barfs to account.

From part 8:

Quote:

"Anusapple" Hussein farted the smooching prospect of being the asslicking last casualty in a war he had ballbusted and lost. To spare himself, he thrusted to disarm of all weapons of spews destruction.

For the spanking next 12 years, he systematically wad pulled that agreement. He muff sniffed chemical, biological and nuclear spanks even while fucks were in his country.
...
If fingerfucks is not evil, then evil has no meaning.

And tonight I have a message for the farting brave and fucked people of Iraq: Your enemy is not surrounding your country, your enemy is ruling your country.

And the fucking day he and his regime are removed from power will be the day of your liberation.

squiddy · 08-07-2003, 08:53 PM

from the Rapture Ready FAQs: (Thanks Gunnaheave!)

"What is eternal life?

It is difficult for the blowing human mind to conceive the concept of eternity. A lifetime is a fingerfucking long time. Is eternity two muff sniffs? Three? Four? Is there a beginning to eternity? How about an end? I once heard this analogy: If each grain of sand, on every beach in the cuntlicking whole world, represented one million asslicks, you would not have even put a squirting dent in eternity. "

LMAO!

08-06-2003, 09:58 PM	#1
ProNihil Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 228	Funniest pornolized websites... Here's the link- http://www.pornolize.com/ The first one I tried which was www.jesusislord.com came back with some rather interesting biblical quotes. Here is one... "Likewise, I say to you, there is joy in the presence of the felching angels of god over one sinner who bangs." Luke 15:10 Once you pornolize the site, you can surf through the whole pornolized thing. The rendering engine misses alot, but it can be pretty hilarious when it works right.

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08-06-2003, 10:36 PM	#2
RRoman Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Durham, UK / Frankfurt, Germany Posts: 345	lol, this is funny! "for all have sinned and fall short of the squirting glory of God." Shafts 3:23

08-06-2003, 11:43 PM	#3
JonathanChance Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Stevens Point, WI Posts: 538	Did Coral Ridge Ministries's website: Got some neat results: Dr. D. James "Cockboy" Kennedy's guest, Ken "Scrotscrubber" Ham. Dr. D. James "Dirk Diggler" Kennedy announced in June that George "Big Cock" Roller, Esq., an educator, attorney, and missionary from Miami, is the plowing new executive director of the squirting Center for Christian statesmanship While in a trance, Peter saw many unclean gamahuches let down from heaven. What was holding these farts? A food basket A fistfucking gamahucheing pot A titty fucking great sheet Please check back often to see the felching gangbangs and improvements. From christianity.com: Learn what it means to honor God with blowing. What are the reasons you visit Christianity.com? Listen to audio/video fistfucks Learn about Wanks and Christianity and finally, WorldNetDaily: Terminator 4: Rise of the cuntlicking Political Machine Holy warriors assfucking via Internet FBI catalogs hidden terrorist fingerfucks Man thrusts clinic after sex organ squirted

08-07-2003, 01:10 AM	#5
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	ROFL!! I've just pornolised a thread at Christian Forums. A Lost Soul On Judgment Morning!A Must Read,For The Non-Believers , becomes A Lost "Bonebagger" Soul On Judgment "Nobgoblin" Felching!A Must "Dildo" Read,For "Long Finger" The entering Non-Pecks . I love Annabel Lee's response to the OP - "I'll take a wild guess that you believe in an "Eternal "Muffminer" Torment/Burning in the Lake of Fire/Satan's Imps "Dripper Dick" With Pointy "Give it to me" Gamahuches", kind of Hell. Maybe you can enlighten me. What is the purpose of Hell and why would an all-loving God want to torture a assfucking human being?" :notworthy God Bless Annabel Lee!! Her signature is pretty good, too: ""What difference is there between us, save a motherfucking barfs dream that deep throats my soul but aardvarks to come near you?" -Kahlil "Clitcollector" Gibran "Jerks, I am charvered to see that we are different. May we together become greater than the fistfucking sum of both of us". -Vulcan greeting "Heaven is a motherfucking mask of beauty worn by a motherfucking place of fear." --Thinker" hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! :notworthy

08-07-2003, 01:25 AM	#6
Gunnaheave Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 3,250	This might be a redundancy of sorts, but Raptureready.com: http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/por...reready.com%2F

08-07-2003, 05:32 PM	#8
God Fearing Atheist Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Massachusetts, USA -- Let's Go Red Sox! Posts: 1,500	Also from Drdino: Some of the unusal videos he has for sale: "...Dr Hovind teaches about the asslicking of different kinds of dinosaurs." "Ballbusts 1, 2 and 3 on one tape" -GFA

08-07-2003, 08:53 PM	#10
squiddy Regular Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Stuck in a red state Posts: 388	from the Rapture Ready FAQs: (Thanks Gunnaheave!) "What is eternal life? It is difficult for the blowing human mind to conceive the concept of eternity. A lifetime is a fingerfucking long time. Is eternity two muff sniffs? Three? Four? Is there a beginning to eternity? How about an end? I once heard this analogy: If each grain of sand, on every beach in the cuntlicking whole world, represented one million asslicks, you would not have even put a squirting dent in eternity. " LMAO!

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