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06-25-2003, 12:57 AM
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Weapons of ??? Destruction
Did you hear that one of Saddam's ex-national guardsman was arrested while driving a pickup truck over the Syrian border and it was loaded with hemorrhoid suppositories
They were no ordinary hemorrhoid suppositories, they were emptied and filled with the highly explosive C4. and they were destined to be exported to the USA where they were meant to fill the shelves of all the drug stores and chemist shops in the US in a terrorist attack on every asshole in the US. He was arrested and charged for carrying weapons of ass destruction. |
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06-25-2003, 07:31 AM
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That's very funny!
Now, how long will it be before Colin Powell presents a plagiarized version to the UN Security Council? |
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06-25-2003, 04:35 PM
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I kinda like "Weapons of Mass Distraction" myself.
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06-25-2003, 07:08 PM
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Well, would a hornet's nest thrown into church services qualify as a weapon of mass destruction?
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06-25-2003, 08:48 PM
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06-30-2003, 02:03 PM
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Weapons of Ass Destruction. Operation Preparation H!
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06-30-2003, 09:51 PM
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You know, the truly sad thing is, the real "evidence" they're accumulating consists of things like... castor beans http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N26266221.htm
When I first heard about this, on CNN, it was portrayed as much more condemming evidence than Reuters portrayed it as in the above article, btw. |
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07-01-2003, 10:54 AM
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07-01-2003, 11:19 AM
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How do you easily throw a hornet's nest without getting stung yourself?
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07-01-2003, 08:43 PM
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Cover the hole to the nest with a stopper and go record the morning service. Bring back the tape and play it to the hornets all day. The lack of intellectual depth found in the sermon will piss off the honets (they don't like wasting time listening to shit). Later, take the nest to church and thrown it in the auditorium. When the hornets get out and recognize the voice and crap from earlier, they will wreck havoc to avenge themselves. |
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