Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

I looked at the picture of the "footprint" of an "apatosaurus"--barely bigger than that of a man's size 13. That would be an AWFUL lot of pressure placed on a foot for an animal that big.

Oh, and that other photograph: it looks like an elephant.

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

I also LOVE the claim that an apatosaurus charged a man and knocked him to the ground WITHOUT crushing him like a bug. Shit, an ELEPHANT (something one tenth the size of an apatosaurus) would smash you like a bug. That page is full of UTTER LIES.

Azathoth

Perhaps this dark continent was seen by the Lord as a suitable hiding place for these giant creations, who would have migrated to the region from the Middle East under His guidance after the Flood




At first,I thought this page was a parody,similar to Landover Baptist,but it seems as if they are legitimate.

The thing that annoys me most about such sites,is the fact that these people are obviously trying to be deceptive.

It's not a case of mistaken facts,or wishful thinking.They actually want to trick people into believing a set of facts that they know is not true.

I always wonder how these snake oil salesmen justify their actions to themselves?Lying for some "greater good",I suspect.

Godot

It was now quite clear that Stubbingwicke was stricken with a stubborn case of the mental disease of Atheism and that he might prove a hinderance to our research.
Be careful! It's contagious to self-deluding idiots!

Like most Atheists, Stubbingwicke was all tough talk, but deep inside he was weak since he did not have the Love of Christ to succor him and give him strength. His cynicism and disbelief proved no match for my Faith and I eventually had him on the defensive. As my fists found their mark as if by Divine guidence, he finally fell to the ground on all fours, too tired and beaten to give any more fight.
A prelude to Fox's new reality show: When Christians Attack!!!

Stubbingwicke was an Evolutionist!
The horror! The shame!

But still, much more research needs to be done, not only into the ecology and distribution of extant dinosaurs but also into Stubbingwicke's revelation of conspiracy. I suspect that powerful forces are at work trying to stop us. But we have the Lord and Truth on our side, so our success is assured whatever trials may be in store for us. This time we will be more careful whom we invite along.
We'll have to cut them open first to see if they've let Christ into their hearts. Of course, this will probably kill most people but they will thank us for helping them along to Jesus... As for those atheists, kinda reminds me of the Python sketch about the "Chinese Menace". :banghead:

Duvenoy

I too, think, "elephant." As for the footprint, I think, "preposterous!" and unworthy of consideration.

This guy missed his calling. He'd have made one hell of a good fiction writer. I know, I know. He already is a fiction writer, but he's not getting the credit that he deserves. He could be right up there with Conan-Doyle.

Edited: added some stuff that I changed my mind about.
doov

gallo

Duvenoy has it! It must be a subspecies of apatosaurus.

The preposterosarus.

Duvenoy

!!

doov

BRO3886

:notworthy

caravelair

ha ha ha ha. that is EXCELLENT.

Spaz

This isn't fake? Are you sure? They can't be serious