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Shadowy Man · 07-23-2003, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by dangin
You men who are trying to keep women in their place make me sick. I can't stand to hear women should only be in the kitchen and the bedroom. They can go anywhere in the house as long as they are cleaning.

:notworthy

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So I'm just going to revert to a Deliverance type husband. "You gotta pretty mouth."

You misspelled "purty".

HaysooChreesto! · 07-23-2003, 04:50 PM

Stiletto One, if you want an easy way to feel grown up, don't iron. Throw the damn shirts in the dryer for 20 minutes! That's how a real single man does it. I realized this trick in the army.
Get the shirts professionally starched and drycleaned once. After that you can throw them in the dryer about 10 times before they need real ironing again.

I only realized this method was wrong when I got married and my wife told me it was? Funny how that works.

catalyst · 07-23-2003, 06:17 PM

Seems like I have been wasting a lot of time ironing.

Any other tricks?

Thanatoast · 07-25-2003, 01:34 AM

Ab_Normal said:

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1) get those Levitically-questionable blended materials (poly-cotton, something like that)

Lev. 19:19 only mentions woolen and linen mixtures, so I think that's safe. Still, quite a silly prohibition if ya ask me.

dangin said:

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So I'm just going to revert to a Deliverance type husband. "You gotta pretty mouth."

You wish to be married to Ned Beatty?

ieyeasu · 07-25-2003, 02:14 AM

I just turned eighteen, am bound for college in September.

I haven't a driver's license. And feel no compunction to get one.

Honestly, I'd like to stay at home for another year. But, I know that if I do, I'll never leave. So I'm kicking myself out, hoping that another trial by fire will wake me up. It's worked before.

I've a job, but I know that I do it somewhat horribly, and that the only reason I still hold it is because "I'm a kid". I wish they'd fire me, so I could learn an adult lesson.

BTW--if my parents are reading this--(It's Brian Fain, speaking) this is what social isolation creates. Thanks! Your parenting has screwed me up for who knows how long!

Felicia · 07-25-2003, 02:32 AM

I work @ a drycleaning plant!!!! So...guess what...I don't IRON @ all!!!! My husband is a press operator and wipes ink on his clothes all day long

I like the fact that I don't even have to worry about clean clothes for myself....I have them "ready to go" in the closet...or car....if I forget to bring them in.

And NO....my husband doesn't do laundry either....even though I have NO clothes (except undergarments) in the laundry; I still get the privelege of doing everyone elses dirty laundry!!! didn't Don Henley make a song about dirty laundry????

chanoc · 07-25-2003, 04:00 AM

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Originally posted by Amen-Moses
Can someone tell me wtf a 17 year old male is doing with 11 dress shirts!

At 17 my entire wardrobe was one pair of jeans and three t-shirts, even whilst in the air force I only had 5 shirts total, 1 dress 2 light duties and 2 work shirts.

Anyhow the time to iron a shirt is 10 seconds before you put it on, every bloke knows that.

Amen-Moses

Hell, I don't iron, or even fold my jeans and t-shirts (*but I am going to take extra good care of my Internet Infidels t-shirt when it arrives, it will me one of my nice shirts

) as most of my t-shirts are ripped up from working at my pizza dough job. Hell, I could care less what people think of me. I get on the bus covered with caked-on floor jeans and a ripped up t-shirt. I can't wait to wear my Infidel's tshirt when I go to meet a sexy, baptist girl that I meet online, oh the ironery! I can't wait fucking a nice baptist girl 12 years younger then me. Did I mention she's a virgin? I am going to get shoot for sure!

Anyways on a more serious verbose, I just ordered 112.00 of Atheistism and Free Thought books on Amazon!!!! I might strave, but I am going to feed my mind.

Stiletto One · 07-25-2003, 04:25 AM

You're fucking outta your mind, dude.
Live forever!

ieyeasu: I'll bet just about every person who's made it to end-stage teenager-hood has said that, at least once. (re: Thank you for screwing me up for life)

07-25-2003, 04:25 AM	#28
Stiletto One Beloved Deceased Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 7,150	^^^ You're fucking outta your mind, dude. Live forever! ieyeasu: I'll bet just about every person who's made it to end-stage teenager-hood has said that, at least once. (re: Thank you for screwing me up for life)

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07-23-2003, 04:50 PM	#22
HaysooChreesto! Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SoCal USA Posts: 7,737	Stiletto One, if you want an easy way to feel grown up, don't iron. Throw the damn shirts in the dryer for 20 minutes! That's how a real single man does it. I realized this trick in the army. Get the shirts professionally starched and drycleaned once. After that you can throw them in the dryer about 10 times before they need real ironing again. I only realized this method was wrong when I got married and my wife told me it was? Funny how that works.

07-23-2003, 06:17 PM	#23
catalyst Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 6,158	Seems like I have been wasting a lot of time ironing. Any other tricks?

07-25-2003, 02:14 AM	#25
ieyeasu Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 844	I just turned eighteen, am bound for college in September. I haven't a driver's license. And feel no compunction to get one. Honestly, I'd like to stay at home for another year. But, I know that if I do, I'll never leave. So I'm kicking myself out, hoping that another trial by fire will wake me up. It's worked before. I've a job, but I know that I do it somewhat horribly, and that the only reason I still hold it is because "I'm a kid". I wish they'd fire me, so I could learn an adult lesson. BTW--if my parents are reading this--(It's Brian Fain, speaking) this is what social isolation creates. Thanks! Your parenting has screwed me up for who knows how long!

07-25-2003, 02:32 AM	#26
Felicia Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: right here Posts: 16	I work @ a drycleaning plant!!!! So...guess what...I don't IRON @ all!!!! My husband is a press operator and wipes ink on his clothes all day long I like the fact that I don't even have to worry about clean clothes for myself....I have them "ready to go" in the closet...or car....if I forget to bring them in. And NO....my husband doesn't do laundry either....even though I have NO clothes (except undergarments) in the laundry; I still get the privelege of doing everyone elses dirty laundry!!! didn't Don Henley make a song about dirty laundry????

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