Dark Jedi

An old cowboy is sitting at a bar. He sees a girl sitting nearby so he decides to say howdy.

Cowboy: "Howdy little lady. How are you this evening?"

Lady: "I'm a Lesbian. Leave me alone."

Cowboy: "Lesbian? What's that?"

Lady: "It means I love women. I can't stop thinking about having sex with women. The idea of sex with a man revolts me."
The lady then leaves.

The cowboy's friend wanders by and asks "What's wrong? You look confused."

Cowboy: "Well, here I have spent my life thinking I'm a cowboy, and it turns out I'm a Lesbian."