Freethought & Rationalism Archive

L. Noctivagans · 01-03-2003, 10:02 PM

I'm 21 today, and I am reasonably drunk. The number of times I have to hit the backspace key to type this pretty much assures me that I'm drunk. It only took 7 drinks. Thank goodness for understanding girlfriends who abstained, or I probably would be lost in the middle of downtown DC somewhere.

I've never been drunk before. This is a new and interesting experience. I THINK I'm thinking straight, but I think I know better. I also can't walk perfectly correctly. So it's pretty odd.

List of tonight's drinks:

Sex on the Beach
Baily's on the rocks
White Russian on the rocks
Redheaded slut (shot)
Goldshlagger (shot)
2 Jagermeister shots.

I think the Sex on the Beach was the tastiest, but I'm not sure. Ask me in the morning. In a similar vein, Goldshlagger was second-tastiest. I'm currently drinking a glass of water and lamenting my lack of a goodnight kiss from my girlfriend. She's so wonderful, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to kiss someone who's currently hammered.

Yeah. I think it was that last Jager shot that put me this far over the edge. I was only buzzed at the first Jager shot. But my girlfriend (most wonderful person in the world, have I mentioned that?) wanted to see Maimi's field goal attempt, so I got another to pass the time.

Not that anyone particularly cares... it's just such a currently novel experience that I feel like I have to share it. In the morning, I'll probably be embarassed about the whooooole thing.

Nighty-night, folks. Sweet dreams!

Amie · 01-03-2003, 10:06 PM

Happy Birthday! and next time you go out have a rusty nail or a blue hawaiian

Vinnie · 01-03-2003, 10:14 PM

This is Dr. Sapone here. Your test results have just come back and we have some bad news. You need to drink more. We found traces of water in your alcohol stream :-D

Drink a lot more water in the morning. I'm 21 too but I think I might have more experience in this area that you

If you develop this into a new habit you'll soon learn not to mix as much.

You should try drinking Carona's with a shot of Bicardi Limon in each one with a lime or lemon wedge of course. You just put your thumb on the top of the bottle and tip it to mix the Corona with the shot. They take that strong taste away from Coronas and make them taste good and you also won't taste the shot. Drink 7of those and you'll be a goner. If you really want to man-up, drink a double shot of 151 Rum next time you go out. I drank 6 shots of that stuff one night in addition to a LOT of other stuff. Newbs need to hold their nose while they down it or it will come back up. Also breath in right before you drink it or else its coming back up. The fumes are wicked. Breathe out right after swallowing. Just some friendly advise

Vinnie

MzNeko · 01-03-2003, 10:14 PM

Happy Birthday!

Sometime you should try a Buttery Nipple - it's a shot drink, Bailey's and Butterscotch Schnapps!

Quote:

It only took 7 drinks.

Feh, now I'm feeling old. My tolerance for alcohol is not what it once was. These days it only takes two. I had a better head for liquor when I was underage... years and years ago.

Hope you've got asprin on hand for tomorrow.

L. Noctivagans · 01-03-2003, 10:17 PM

Yeah, I'm thinking I'll grab the asprin and put it by the bedside for tomorrow.

Have I mentioned how much I love my girlfriend yet?

Ahem.

I think I can be classified as a "talky" drunk, but I'm not sure. Ask me in the morning. After my asprin.

Vinnie · 01-03-2003, 10:21 PM

Hey, lay on the floor. If it seems to be spinning around then you are drunk.

Also, one sure-fire way to tell when you are intoxicated/druunk when you go out drinking beer is the urine check. You'll go to the bathroom a lot when drinking beers and once your urine becomes clear you are officially drunk.

Vinnie

suat kelem · 01-03-2003, 10:21 PM

Happy Birthday!

snoiduspoitus · 01-03-2003, 10:56 PM

Well happy birthday and all that, but just one word of advice:

Never, never ever, under any circumstance, drink Jagermeister. It's like drinking black liquid farts from hell.

Infinity Lover · 01-04-2003, 12:49 AM

Congrats on your 21th L. Noctivagans.

Ease up on the mixing drinks though... you wanna make it to 22 right?

L. Noctivagans · 01-04-2003, 07:56 AM

So last night, about 2am, after I finished puking, I collapsed into bed to have excessively weird dreams about hitting sharks with a skateboard and watching them turn into lawn furniture. It made perfect sense at the time. Just the THOUGHT of alcohol is making my stomach growl at me in protest.

Morning update:

Mouth feels like cotton, head vaguely aches and feels kinda swimmy, stomach is a bit queasy, and my liver is sobbing in a corner over this cruel and unexpected betrayal.

Yay 21 and 1/365th.

Unfortunately, this morning my girlfriend assured me that, for a guy my size, a limit of 6 is pretty wimpy.

01-03-2003, 10:02 PM	#1
L. Noctivagans Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 35	21 today I'm 21 today, and I am reasonably drunk. The number of times I have to hit the backspace key to type this pretty much assures me that I'm drunk. It only took 7 drinks. Thank goodness for understanding girlfriends who abstained, or I probably would be lost in the middle of downtown DC somewhere. I've never been drunk before. This is a new and interesting experience. I THINK I'm thinking straight, but I think I know better. I also can't walk perfectly correctly. So it's pretty odd. List of tonight's drinks: Sex on the Beach Baily's on the rocks White Russian on the rocks Redheaded slut (shot) Goldshlagger (shot) 2 Jagermeister shots. I think the Sex on the Beach was the tastiest, but I'm not sure. Ask me in the morning. In a similar vein, Goldshlagger was second-tastiest. I'm currently drinking a glass of water and lamenting my lack of a goodnight kiss from my girlfriend. She's so wonderful, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to kiss someone who's currently hammered. Yeah. I think it was that last Jager shot that put me this far over the edge. I was only buzzed at the first Jager shot. But my girlfriend (most wonderful person in the world, have I mentioned that?) wanted to see Maimi's field goal attempt, so I got another to pass the time. Not that anyone particularly cares... it's just such a currently novel experience that I feel like I have to share it. In the morning, I'll probably be embarassed about the whooooole thing. Nighty-night, folks. Sweet dreams!

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version	Search this Thread: Advanced Search

01-03-2003, 10:06 PM	#2
Amie Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New York Posts: 1,626	Happy Birthday! and next time you go out have a rusty nail or a blue hawaiian

01-03-2003, 10:14 PM	#3
Vinnie Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Waterbury, Ct, Usa Posts: 6,523	This is Dr. Sapone here. Your test results have just come back and we have some bad news. You need to drink more. We found traces of water in your alcohol stream :-D Drink a lot more water in the morning. I'm 21 too but I think I might have more experience in this area that you If you develop this into a new habit you'll soon learn not to mix as much. You should try drinking Carona's with a shot of Bicardi Limon in each one with a lime or lemon wedge of course. You just put your thumb on the top of the bottle and tip it to mix the Corona with the shot. They take that strong taste away from Coronas and make them taste good and you also won't taste the shot. Drink 7of those and you'll be a goner. If you really want to man-up, drink a double shot of 151 Rum next time you go out. I drank 6 shots of that stuff one night in addition to a LOT of other stuff. Newbs need to hold their nose while they down it or it will come back up. Also breath in right before you drink it or else its coming back up. The fumes are wicked. Breathe out right after swallowing. Just some friendly advise Vinnie

01-03-2003, 10:17 PM	#5
L. Noctivagans Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 35	Yeah, I'm thinking I'll grab the asprin and put it by the bedside for tomorrow. Have I mentioned how much I love my girlfriend yet? Ahem. I think I can be classified as a "talky" drunk, but I'm not sure. Ask me in the morning. After my asprin.

01-03-2003, 10:21 PM	#6
Vinnie Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Waterbury, Ct, Usa Posts: 6,523	Hey, lay on the floor. If it seems to be spinning around then you are drunk. Also, one sure-fire way to tell when you are intoxicated/druunk when you go out drinking beer is the urine check. You'll go to the bathroom a lot when drinking beers and once your urine becomes clear you are officially drunk. Vinnie

01-03-2003, 10:21 PM	#7
suat kelem Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Berkeley, CA Posts: 49	Happy Birthday!

01-03-2003, 10:56 PM	#8
snoiduspoitus Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,613	Well happy birthday and all that, but just one word of advice: Never, never ever, under any circumstance, drink Jagermeister. It's like drinking black liquid farts from hell.

01-04-2003, 12:49 AM	#9
Infinity Lover Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,047	Congrats on your 21th L. Noctivagans. Ease up on the mixing drinks though... you wanna make it to 22 right?

01-04-2003, 07:56 AM	#10
L. Noctivagans Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 35	So last night, about 2am, after I finished puking, I collapsed into bed to have excessively weird dreams about hitting sharks with a skateboard and watching them turn into lawn furniture. It made perfect sense at the time. Just the THOUGHT of alcohol is making my stomach growl at me in protest. Morning update: Mouth feels like cotton, head vaguely aches and feels kinda swimmy, stomach is a bit queasy, and my liver is sobbing in a corner over this cruel and unexpected betrayal. Yay 21 and 1/365th. Unfortunately, this morning my girlfriend assured me that, for a guy my size, a limit of 6 is pretty wimpy.

Freethought & Rationalism Archive

The archives are read only.