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streamline · 07-17-2003, 10:26 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/07/17/cn...son/index.html

Some of the professional god-talkers are clearly hucksters out for an easy buck(s). However, though I do not doubt Pat-Head's greed, I am convinced he really does believe his own god-nonsense. He is really truly psychotic. And does he not have the largest damn head in the universe? Imagine the shadow that thing casts against a full moon -- it would be enough to frighten all the Satan-spawned Queer werewolves out there, prowling about trying to bring innocent children into the bestiality fold. I think one of those gleaming white UN one-world-government helicopters that all the Neo-Con Fundies are waiting to shoot down could use Pat-Head's dome as a heli-pad. The halo that hovers over Pat-Head must rival the rings of Saturn.

As for the particularly pathetic species of god-thing that Pat-Head worships -- what an impotent non-creature it is! Surely One (or is it three-in-One?) that can part bodies of water, or walk on said water, and make sure It's favorite team always wins the big game, can answer Pat's following request. Don't understand?!? Come on, Pat-Head, have faith.

"The possibility of getting a Constitutional amendment of that magnitude through both houses of Congress on a two-thirds vote and then through three quarters of the state legislatures is virtually impossible. I can't understand it."

...or might it just be possible that god isn't real?

And, as a sidebar, if It doesn't exist outside Pat-Head's enormous cranium, what can account for the fact Paula Zhan still has a career?

Jobar · 07-17-2003, 10:54 AM

I think this will get better play in GRD.

topane · 07-17-2003, 12:08 PM

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But Paula, I prayed for the downfall of the Soviet Union. I thought that communism, the tyranny of communism, was an abomination and I beseeched God to bring that terrible evil down and he did. It was a great triumph, it took awhile, but it happened.

Holy shit -- this guy thinks he's responsible for praying the USSR to death.

07-17-2003, 10:26 AM	#1
streamline Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 77	Has Pat's god gone AWOL? http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/07/17/cn...son/index.html Some of the professional god-talkers are clearly hucksters out for an easy buck(s). However, though I do not doubt Pat-Head's greed, I am convinced he really does believe his own god-nonsense. He is really truly psychotic. And does he not have the largest damn head in the universe? Imagine the shadow that thing casts against a full moon -- it would be enough to frighten all the Satan-spawned Queer werewolves out there, prowling about trying to bring innocent children into the bestiality fold. I think one of those gleaming white UN one-world-government helicopters that all the Neo-Con Fundies are waiting to shoot down could use Pat-Head's dome as a heli-pad. The halo that hovers over Pat-Head must rival the rings of Saturn. As for the particularly pathetic species of god-thing that Pat-Head worships -- what an impotent non-creature it is! Surely One (or is it three-in-One?) that can part bodies of water, or walk on said water, and make sure It's favorite team always wins the big game, can answer Pat's following request. Don't understand?!? Come on, Pat-Head, have faith. "The possibility of getting a Constitutional amendment of that magnitude through both houses of Congress on a two-thirds vote and then through three quarters of the state legislatures is virtually impossible. I can't understand it." ...or might it just be possible that god isn't real? And, as a sidebar, if It doesn't exist outside Pat-Head's enormous cranium, what can account for the fact Paula Zhan still has a career?

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Jobar Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: secularcafe.org Posts: 9,525	I think this will get better play in GRD.

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