Ensign Steve

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He's here! He finally showed up. We've only been waiting 2000 years. Now maybe he can answer a few questions!

Gunnaheave

I saw Him too.

Praise!

Celsus

And would you know it, it's his birthday too! I guess that solves the whole Matthew-Luke nativity contradictions. Maybe we can get doubting Didymus to feel him up... I mean, er... feel his hands and feet. I don't know about you but I'm reconverting... Pascal and all that.

Brother Celsus

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

For the record, I was the original Jesus Christ, thank you very much.

The name change was because Chicken Girl made a cool headline, and who am I to refuse?

Ensign Steve

Your name is much cooler now, JC, IMO. I noticed the new Jesus is from Spain. I wonder if that's his real name?

Edited to change "knew" to "new". Behold how silly it looks in the post below.

pz

Uh-oh. As we've been informed by the inimitable Douglas Bender, Juan Carlos of Spain is the anti-christ. This is obviously a cunning subterfuge, and we're actually being visited by a perfidious member of the Spanish royal family.

The Rapture and the Time of Tribulations must be near.