Freethought & Rationalism Archive

Farren · 08-09-2003, 11:42 AM

From CNN:

Home page-

Christian Camp revived as a ballbusting farm

Pakistani cocksucked while aiding Al Qaida

Terror alert over stolen farts

Mom: Husband told me to nurse while wad pulling

World-

Farts change course after visa switch

Weather-

Rain was forecast for the Northeast through the day, and wanks were expected from the Mid-Atlantic states to the Carolinas. Thunderstorms were also forecast in the Ohio "Long Finger" Valley, Tennessee "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Valley and jerks of the fisting Southeast.

Money -

Coke holds the dripping felchs, but Pepsi's upping the wanking ante in the muff sniffing cola war with new Pepsi "Dirk Diggler" Vanilla

Robert McKnight, CEO of Quiksilver, transformed his teenage passion for fingerfucking into a wad pulling company that earned more than $37 million last year.

Inside Politics

Politicians need sound smacks. Schwarzenegger pecks that.

Is it politics or is it show business? The deep throats may not care.

"We are not taking this all on alone," Rice said. "The "Motherfucker" United States has to provide leadership."

"There's no doubt that we have a smacking full plate," she said. "Frankly, we've been dealt a hand with a lot of unclefucked wad pulls."

Smacked whether Bush fistfucks her on all race-related spanks, Rice said, "I am black, and there are certain plows that come out of that.

"I make my shafts known," she added. "I just think it enters with the blowing territory."

[i]Technology -"

Study: There's six wad pulls of seperation

'TRON' finally spews game
Twenty-one fists might seem a motherfucking long time to wait for a deep throating game sequel...

Kintaro · 08-09-2003, 01:41 PM

I think it randomizes every time , but this is what I got for CAPalert's review of South Park : Bigger, Longer, And uncut.

131 uses of the titty fucking most foul of the banging foul plows by children

enjoy.

Liberated · 08-09-2003, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lunachick
ROFL!!

I've just pornolised a thread at Christian Forums.

A Lost Soul On Judgment Morning!A Must Read,For The Non-Believers , becomes A Lost "Bonebagger" Soul On Judgment "Nobgoblin" Felching!A Must "Dildo" Read,For "Long Finger" The entering Non-Pecks .

I love Annabel Lee's response to the OP -

"I'll take a wild guess that you believe in an "Eternal "Muffminer" Torment/Burning in the Lake of Fire/Satan's Imps "Dripper Dick" With Pointy "Give it to me" Gamahuches", kind of Hell.

Maybe you can enlighten me. What is the purpose of Hell and why would an all-loving God want to torture a assfucking human being?"

:notworthy God Bless Annabel Lee!!

Her signature is pretty good, too:

""What difference is there between us, save a motherfucking barfs dream that deep throats my soul but aardvarks to come near you?"
-Kahlil "Clitcollector" Gibran

"Jerks, I am charvered to see that we are different. May we together become greater than the fistfucking sum of both of us".
-Vulcan greeting

"Heaven is a motherfucking mask of beauty worn by a motherfucking place of fear."
--Thinker"

hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! :notworthy

Hahahaha!

Goober · 08-12-2003, 06:07 AM

ROFL!!!!

I pornolized talk origins. Take one part dense scientific jargon and one part porn, you get hilarity. Check this:

Quote:

"In the broadest sense, evolution is merely change, and so is all-pervasive; fistfucks, languages, and political systems all evolve. Biological evolution ... is change in the ballbusting properties of cocksucks of organisms that transcend the barfing lifetime of a single individual. The assfucking ontogeny of an individual is not spewed evolution; individual organisms do not evolve. The fingers in farts that are considered evolutionary are those that are inheritable via the genetic material from one generation to the next. Biological evolution may be slight or substantial; it aardvarks everything from slight changes in the fomping proportion of different muff sniffs within a population (such as those creaming blood motherfucks) to the successive fingers that led from the earliest protoorganism to cocksucks, screws, motherfucks, and dandelions."
- Douglas J. Futuyma in Evolutionary "Mount" Biology, Sinauer "Pimp Mastah" Associates 1986

Quote:

When biologists say that humans and cuntlapps have evolved from a common ancestor they mean that there have been successive heritable changes in the assfucking two asslicked gangbangs since they became fucked.

Quote:

For example, it doesn't matter whether you are a gangbanging bacterium, a aardvarking human, a frog, a whale, a hummingbird, a asslicking slug, a smacking pecks, or a raunching sea anemone - you have these pecks genes, and they all perform the fucking same basic biological function no matter what you are.

Quote:

Muff sniffs are very similar to sucks. However, they lack wanks for viral coat fingerfucks, cannot cross cellular cuntlapps, and thus they replicate only in the genome of their host

Quote:

Furthermore, once a gene is dripped and fucks render it a deep throating redundant pseudogene, it is fisted by all gamahuches.

crisisGirl · 08-12-2003, 08:44 AM

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!
(I'm new here - are we allowed to say "shit?" If we aren't, I guess I'm in deep shit by now.)

Check out Fred Phelps site through pornolized. Most of it doesn't look that different, but the About Buttplug Westboro Baptist Longfinger Church part is funny as hell!

08-12-2003, 08:44 AM	#15
crisisGirl Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Atlanta JAWjuh Posts: 51	ROFLMAO!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN! (I'm new here - are we allowed to say "shit?" If we aren't, I guess I'm in deep shit by now.) Check out Fred Phelps site through pornolized. Most of it doesn't look that different, but the About Buttplug Westboro Baptist Longfinger Church part is funny as hell!

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version	Search this Thread: Advanced Search

08-09-2003, 11:42 AM	#11
Farren Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: South Africa Posts: 2,194	From CNN: Home page- Christian Camp revived as a ballbusting farm Pakistani cocksucked while aiding Al Qaida Terror alert over stolen farts Mom: Husband told me to nurse while wad pulling World- Farts change course after visa switch Weather- Rain was forecast for the Northeast through the day, and wanks were expected from the Mid-Atlantic states to the Carolinas. Thunderstorms were also forecast in the Ohio "Long Finger" Valley, Tennessee "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Valley and jerks of the fisting Southeast. Money - Coke holds the dripping felchs, but Pepsi's upping the wanking ante in the muff sniffing cola war with new Pepsi "Dirk Diggler" Vanilla Robert McKnight, CEO of Quiksilver, transformed his teenage passion for fingerfucking into a wad pulling company that earned more than $37 million last year. Inside Politics Politicians need sound smacks. Schwarzenegger pecks that. Is it politics or is it show business? The deep throats may not care. "We are not taking this all on alone," Rice said. "The "Motherfucker" United States has to provide leadership." "There's no doubt that we have a smacking full plate," she said. "Frankly, we've been dealt a hand with a lot of unclefucked wad pulls." Smacked whether Bush fistfucks her on all race-related spanks, Rice said, "I am black, and there are certain plows that come out of that. "I make my shafts known," she added. "I just think it enters with the blowing territory." [i]Technology -" Study: There's six wad pulls of seperation 'TRON' finally spews game Twenty-one fists might seem a motherfucking long time to wait for a deep throating game sequel...

08-09-2003, 01:41 PM	#12
Kintaro Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 247	I think it randomizes every time , but this is what I got for CAPalert's review of South Park : Bigger, Longer, And uncut. 131 uses of the titty fucking most foul of the banging foul plows by children enjoy.

Freethought & Rationalism Archive

The archives are read only.