liquid

I can better that 'review'... I have found the fundamental property behind words and will let you, for a small fee of $50, derive any word you like from my amazing technology!

Ready??????

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

Try compressing the dictionary more than THAT!

John Page

Liquid:

After much experimentation turning my Wofram Tungsten light bulb on and off, I came up with 0, ~0.

Once this universal alphabet has been subject to quantum comparisons it can be extended to any usable alphabet. Manipulating temporal order and natural recurrence of phenomena enables the brain to pluck its specific local alphabet from the ether and thence vocalize. Thus, when I shout, everyone hears but only the really smart people can understand.

Yours, Osram Laat Bub