Giorgia

WITHDRAWAL PANGS!!!!!

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE PRINT OUT THE "if you set yourself on fire" THREAD AND BRING IT TO THE POTLUCK?

I was saving several pages to read at my own leisure, and now it's shut away in the private area :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: ... In other words, so many non-IIDB people were logging on to laugh that it's not there for us any more!!

ohwilleke

Sounds good. I can bring some Korean food too and we can compare. Hmm... I wonder what time of day we're thinking here. I might even be able to bring my wife and convince her that my friends are not imaginary!

AspenMama

You mean that imaginary wife you keep talking about?

blame_the_gods

I am NOT imaginary!

I am the OH to your Willeke, dammmmmt!

How dare you question my-

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Oh, wait. Wrong thread. I am Married to Jesus, He is My Bride. I Must not forget that, even if He is neglecting me at the moment...

Now, where were we again? Oh, yeah: We are at work.

Boss: "What the-? Are you on that damned blaspheemeeous website again? Didn't we warn you about that? ... You're Fired!"

AspenMama

Family Man-- are you ready to PARTY like we've all seen you can do?

Hoffma

I missed the last few events, and this is the thing that saddens me the most...

JESUS MISSES YOU, BLAMER!!

blame_the_gods

As I lay down to sleep each night, firmly gripping my primary member (and, yes, it does take both hands), thinking of You...

I wonder, where has Jesus been all this time?

Has He been busy helping Our Heavenly President Dumbya in his quest to rid the world of all things good and fun...? Has He been helping Our Blessed Vice-Pres Prick Cheney to accumulate vast sums of OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY...? Has He been watching over Our Attorney General AssMunch to spread his sick hate-mongering perversions through-out the land...?

Or, maybe, is it because He found another man who could satisfy His Unique Sexual Perversions...? Heaven Forbid!

Could it be that the Fucking Economy Wrecking ReFucklican Scum Sucking In-Human Anti-American Vilest Evil Fuck-Wads are forcing even Him to put in longer and longer hours to put food on the table...?!?!?!?!

Alas, I may never know.

Please, please, my dear sweet Jesus - Visit me in my lonely bed-chambers tonight and touch me in that way that only YOU can do.

Please.

-He Who Misses His Lazy Dead Gay Lover

AspenMama

Just wanted to bump this thread up and to mention for any new Colorado Infidels who may be lurking... blame_the_gods is actually a very nice guy, with a very unusual imaginiation.

These gatherings have always been conducted with the highest regard for respecting our various differeing opinions-- non-Infidels have even safely attended without permanent negative effects! So, to those of you who are waffling about attending, you should give it a try-- we are fun and darn it, likable and interesting too.

-----AspenMama, unofficial Colorado Infidel Social Queen

Disclaimer-- these Gatherings are in no way endorsed by the Internet Infidels Website.

scigirl

Ditto to what Aspen Mama said - we are (fairly) normal folks who just like good food and good conversation!

Unusual? Nah, he just says what the rest of us think but are too afraid to say ourselves...

So - what should I bring??

scigirl

Giorgia

I STRONGLY beg to differ!

I. While freethinkers/atheists/"infidels" tend to be liberal, it is definitely not true of all.

II. Among those of us who believe Shrub stole the presidency, most seem quite capable of expressing our dislike of the ruling political party without resorting to language from the gutter.

III. There are threads (like tasteless jokes or the BBQ pit) wherin crude profanity and low-brow vulgarity may have a place. In a thread wherein we are (I hope?) trying to attract local people to attend and meet other local people, Chris Rock-style language is inappropriate, off-putting, unnecessary, and absolutely counter-productive!
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If I attend, I'll be bringing a guest who's vegetarian -- there are others from the Boulder area, yes? He's coming down from Greeley; AspenMama, when you e-mail directions, could you please add a set with "coming from the north"? Thanks!