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Old 08-30-2003, 01:53 PM   #1
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Cool I should run for Governor of Californica!

As most of you know, the "state of californica" is in a pitifull condition. Suckered by "deregulated" electric, budget deficits, voter mandated programs, unfunded US gov't mandates, and so on.
:boohoo:

Therefore, I am starting a new political organization.
Please join me in the LYNCH PARTY .
Our political program is simple: reduce the size of BIG MOTHER GOV'T by hanging.
We will also have a Betting Booth where you can BUY a CHANCE on how long their legs will kick.
Of course, in the "interest of fairness", we will string-up equal numbers of men and women.


If, however, this government reduction program somehow fails, our alternative program for the "misState of Californica" is to then KICK THEM BUMS OUT OF THE UNION !

TAXPAYERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE !
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Old 08-31-2003, 05:51 PM   #2
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Jim Bell beat you to it.

Google "Assissination Politics"


Edited as I remember to google websters.

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