Immaculate Deception

That would be lovely! I'd love to share some pics of my flowers, too, but I'm not adept at that sort of thing. So I'll just enjoy yours instead

Gurdur

Additional to my long post above:

Should anyone be really horrified, I would like to point out I am only sporadically lazy when it comes to doing the washing-up ---- and now that summer's here, I do the washing-up very frequently and fast indeed.

godfry n. glad

I'm not horrified....at all. I _never_ do the "washing up" (i.e., washing the dishes), 'cause I do all the grocery shopping _and_ cooking. Any stench arising from the kitchen sink is directly attributable to my lovely wife and her laxity....the reason for all the flowers in my garden. Well, maybe not her laxity, but then...

Of course, there's still the focal point of advanced putresence known as the compost bucket, which lives right next to the kitchen sink...but we haven't delegated appropriate responsibility for that, even after nearly 20 years of marriage.

And...I still engage in the occasional "carbonifying". It takes a certain "flair", y'know. 8^P}

And, "salsifying" is satisfying.

godfry

godfry n. glad

Heh.... Yep. Although I wouldn't call it "imperviousness"....

Probably every female in the picture is thinking, "Damn... I can't take him anywhere but that he embarrasses me with his flatulence...<sigh> Men...." <shakes head>

Just go back and look at that second picture of the bloom. Notice the two women in the foreground. One is obviously pointing to her husband/significant other just outside the picture as the culprit and her interlocutor is smiling knowingly, probably saying, "Yeah, I know, my husband's that kind of philistine, too." Then the young woman framed between them is looking back accusingly at her male companion....probably pegging him as the source of the stench.


godfry