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dimossi · 03-25-2003, 09:27 PM

If you could ask Dubya one question what would it be?

Here are some answers I have collected. Add yours.

"Where were you in '72?"
http://www.awolbush.com/

"Why do you hate America so much?"

"Which do you find to be the easiest to kill: a retard on death row, a small country that happens to have precious oil, or an American's faith in democracy?"

"What percentage of the 2004 federal budget is going to directly benefit Halliburton and the Carlyle Group and why were those contracts signed without opening a "bid for services" period as mandated by the GAO?"

"How does it feel to watch our brave service-members die knowing that you couldn't fulfill your national guard obligations?"

"Can I have my civil liberties back?"

"If I got straight C's in college, and ran every business I headed into the ground, and got arrested a couple times (including once for DWI), do you think I could still be president someday?"

"Where do you think historians will rank you among the one-term presidents?"

"So will there be elections when your term is up, or are you going to skip the formalities again?"

"Which group of 'Brown' people are you going to bomb next?"

"Mr. President, it's a growing concern that the humane way in which you are prosecuting this war puts American soldiers at greater risk and has already resulted in more combat deaths in the first week than were suffered in all of the original Gulf War. Are we to take it, then, that the lives of Iraqi civilians rank higher in your estimation than the lives of the young Americans who swore to protect this country with their lives?"

"Why did the Republicans spend more investigating Clinton's BJ than they spent on investigating 9/11?"

"Care for a pretzel?"

"C'mon, give me the REAL reason. I won't tell anyone."

"As a devout Christian, do you believe in the 'thou shalt not kill' commandment and if so do you feel you are obeying it?"

"How does that "fool me once" speech go again?"

"Why do you make up words? Do you think you're Dr.Seuss?"

"Why do you dismiss your critics rather than answer them?"

"Does it hurt when Vice President Cheney bends you over your desk in the oval office? As a followup, are your ears so funny looking because he needs something to hold onto while drilling you for oil?"

"How does it feel knowing you didn't make it into office legitimately?"

"How far in debt do you think you can get the country in before you leave office?"

"Sir, would you please pronounce nu-cle-ar for me?"

"Hypothetically speaking, if no WMDs are found in Iraq throughout this war, will you be willing to face charges of war crimes - or are "war crimes" only perpetrated by the losers?"

"Who do I have to blow to get you impeached?"

"When did you decide to rewrite history and make iraq responsible for 9/11?"

"Are you trying to become the worst president in the history of the united states or is this just something that comes naturally to you?"

"You said on the campaign trail that you are a 'uniter, not a divider.' Who exactly do you feel you united?"

"How does it feel to know that you have brought this country down to its lowest point in the last 65 years, and how were you able to do it in less than 3?"

"When you went to Yale and became a member of 'Skull and Bones' did you have to screw a sheep like everyone else?"

"What's it like to be hailed as a warmongering, coke-sniffing, pretzel-choking, dim-witted chimpanzee?"

"How many dead American soldiers does it take to make your corporation puppeteers rich?"

"How many dead American soldiers does it take to get re-elected?"

"How many dead American soldiers does it take to keep the public from noticing how bad the economy is?"

"Why did you invade Iraq when you left Afganistan in ruins? Don't we have a responsibility to rebuild that country after our invasion also?"

"After the war on Iraq, how long will the war on Iran take?"

"Were Machiavelli and Cicero correct that fear is a more reliable lever on the human race than love?"

"Are the lies you tell the American public on a daily basis your own ideas, or given to you by your handlers?"

"Why are Republicans in favor of killing anything that's not a fetus?"

"Do you think that when the Pope AND the Dixie Chicks are against you, your time's up?"

"Why are you manipulating the public via your former business partners, who now run Clear Channel Communication and are sponsoring pro-war rallies and black balling anti-war artists?"

"Why are you pouring that gasoline on the Constitution?"

"So.. You were in the oil business with Bin Laden's brother, Bin laden was trained and funded by the CIA, and Bin laden provided you with an excuse to take over the world...this is all just a coincidence right?"

"Please explain how slashing taxes for the super rich while the economy is in a recession and the nation is at war is not fiscally irresponsible?"

"How could you have taken all the world support and sympathy for America built-up after 9/11 and p*ssed it away so quickly?"

"Is it painful when Rumsfield has his hand up your butt during public appearances?"

"Why are you spending $74.7 billion over the next six months towards your war for oil, and only spending $1.2 billion towards hydrogen powered cars?"

"Why do you always have that stupid smirk on your face? Is someone tickling your ass with a feather?"

"Where all all of those WMD I heard about?"

"Does the Constitution make for rough toilet paper?"

"If you could find France on a map, would you bomb them too?"

I know that you like multiple-choice questions, so here's one for you:
What is the primary goal of the War on Iraq?
1. The disarmament of Iraq.
2. The liberation of the Iraqi people.
3. The removal of Saddam Hussein's regime.
4. The acquisition of Iraqi oil.
5. To make Daddy proud.
6. Whatever makes the war look justified at the moment.

Which of these movie scenes do you most identify with?
1. Al Pacino putting his face into a giant mound of coke in Scarface.
2. Jack Nicholson screaming "You want the Truth? You can't Handle the truth!" in A Few Good Men.
3. Matthew Broderick mugging the camera and saying "They bought it!" after his parents leave the room, in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
4. All of the above.

"Since I'm paying for the war, can I have some oil?"

"Wouldn't it just have been easier to give the 74 billion dollars directly to the oil companies?"

"Doesn't violating the UN charter about attacking other countries except in self defense make you a war criminal?"

"What type of party did you throw when you heard about Texas' 300th death sentence?"

"Can God make a pretzel that is too hot for him to eat?"

"How do you expect God to answer your prayers for protecting our troops in battle when that same god couldn't even protect you from choking on a pretzel and smashing your head on the ground?"

Hey, remember back in January of 2002 when you said, "The prayer that I would like America to ask for is to pray for God's protection for our land and for our people. [To pray] that there's a shield of protection, so that if the evil ones try to hit us again, that we've done everything we can, physically, and that there is a spiritual shield that protects the country."? Well, I was wondering why you just didn't ask for everyone to pray for a spirtual hammer to hit Iraq with? Oh, and I am assuming that that this "spiritual shield" is only good in the USA because it sure didn't prevent the recent casualties we have incurred in Iraq. So what gives with this "spiritual shield"? Is it under warranty?

"Were you high when you described Cardinal Bernard F. Law as 'a man of integrity'?"
http://www.boston.com/globe/spotligh..._president.htm

Dark Jedi · 03-25-2003, 09:56 PM

Does a labotomy hurt?

kwigibo · 03-25-2003, 10:01 PM

most world leaders of any note, past and present, i would probably want to talk to and understand, but him, i really don't know how long i could prevent myself from just knocking his block off. although i'm sure some big men in suits could prevent me.

JonathanChance · 03-25-2003, 10:03 PM

Quote:

"Does it hurt when Vice President Cheney bends you over your desk in the oval office? As a followup, are your ears so funny looking because he needs something to hold onto while drilling you for oil?"

Ughhhhh....

That is not a pretty mental image.

Mark · 03-26-2003, 06:12 AM

I needed that, way too funny!

The Stranger · 03-26-2003, 07:01 AM

Cheney would have a heart attack, he's obviously not up for anything like that. If anything, it's Putin

Stephen Maturin · 03-26-2003, 07:04 AM

- Did you mean it when you told Congress and the nation soon after the 9/11 attacks that "either you're with us or you're with the terrorists"?

- If you answered the foregoing question in the affirmative, when will American cruise missiles start hitting Berlin, Paris, Mexico City, Moscow, Beijing, etc.?

- How long before 9/11/01 did you acquire actual knowledge of all the details of the pending terrorist attacks?

- How do I put food on my family without making a big ol' mess?

Hedwig · 03-26-2003, 07:54 AM

What's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

(If he doesn't know this he deserves to be impeached just on basic Geek Principle.)

Yggdrasill · 03-26-2003, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stephen Maturin:

- How do I put food on my family without making a big ol' mess?

I like that one. On a similar note:

How do you intend to coordinate the peace talks that will bring an end to the hostilities between humans and fish?

Ensign Steve · 03-26-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dark Jedi
Does a labotomy hurt?

Only for a second.

*drooool*

03-25-2003, 09:27 PM	#1
dimossi Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sarasota, FL Posts: 243	If you could ask Dubya one question... If you could ask Dubya one question what would it be? Here are some answers I have collected. Add yours. "Where were you in '72?" http://www.awolbush.com/ "Why do you hate America so much?" "Which do you find to be the easiest to kill: a retard on death row, a small country that happens to have precious oil, or an American's faith in democracy?" "What percentage of the 2004 federal budget is going to directly benefit Halliburton and the Carlyle Group and why were those contracts signed without opening a "bid for services" period as mandated by the GAO?" "How does it feel to watch our brave service-members die knowing that you couldn't fulfill your national guard obligations?" "Can I have my civil liberties back?" "If I got straight C's in college, and ran every business I headed into the ground, and got arrested a couple times (including once for DWI), do you think I could still be president someday?" "Where do you think historians will rank you among the one-term presidents?" "So will there be elections when your term is up, or are you going to skip the formalities again?" "Which group of 'Brown' people are you going to bomb next?" "Mr. President, it's a growing concern that the humane way in which you are prosecuting this war puts American soldiers at greater risk and has already resulted in more combat deaths in the first week than were suffered in all of the original Gulf War. Are we to take it, then, that the lives of Iraqi civilians rank higher in your estimation than the lives of the young Americans who swore to protect this country with their lives?" "Why did the Republicans spend more investigating Clinton's BJ than they spent on investigating 9/11?" "Care for a pretzel?" "C'mon, give me the REAL reason. I won't tell anyone." "As a devout Christian, do you believe in the 'thou shalt not kill' commandment and if so do you feel you are obeying it?" "How does that "fool me once" speech go again?" "Why do you make up words? Do you think you're Dr.Seuss?" "Why do you dismiss your critics rather than answer them?" "Does it hurt when Vice President Cheney bends you over your desk in the oval office? As a followup, are your ears so funny looking because he needs something to hold onto while drilling you for oil?" "How does it feel knowing you didn't make it into office legitimately?" "How far in debt do you think you can get the country in before you leave office?" "Sir, would you please pronounce nu-cle-ar for me?" "Hypothetically speaking, if no WMDs are found in Iraq throughout this war, will you be willing to face charges of war crimes - or are "war crimes" only perpetrated by the losers?" "Who do I have to blow to get you impeached?" "When did you decide to rewrite history and make iraq responsible for 9/11?" "Are you trying to become the worst president in the history of the united states or is this just something that comes naturally to you?" "You said on the campaign trail that you are a 'uniter, not a divider.' Who exactly do you feel you united?" "How does it feel to know that you have brought this country down to its lowest point in the last 65 years, and how were you able to do it in less than 3?" "When you went to Yale and became a member of 'Skull and Bones' did you have to screw a sheep like everyone else?" "What's it like to be hailed as a warmongering, coke-sniffing, pretzel-choking, dim-witted chimpanzee?" "How many dead American soldiers does it take to make your corporation puppeteers rich?" "How many dead American soldiers does it take to get re-elected?" "How many dead American soldiers does it take to keep the public from noticing how bad the economy is?" "Why did you invade Iraq when you left Afganistan in ruins? Don't we have a responsibility to rebuild that country after our invasion also?" "After the war on Iraq, how long will the war on Iran take?" "Were Machiavelli and Cicero correct that fear is a more reliable lever on the human race than love?" "Are the lies you tell the American public on a daily basis your own ideas, or given to you by your handlers?" "Why are Republicans in favor of killing anything that's not a fetus?" "Do you think that when the Pope AND the Dixie Chicks are against you, your time's up?" "Why are you manipulating the public via your former business partners, who now run Clear Channel Communication and are sponsoring pro-war rallies and black balling anti-war artists?" "Why are you pouring that gasoline on the Constitution?" "So.. You were in the oil business with Bin Laden's brother, Bin laden was trained and funded by the CIA, and Bin laden provided you with an excuse to take over the world...this is all just a coincidence right?" "Please explain how slashing taxes for the super rich while the economy is in a recession and the nation is at war is not fiscally irresponsible?" "How could you have taken all the world support and sympathy for America built-up after 9/11 and p*ssed it away so quickly?" "Is it painful when Rumsfield has his hand up your butt during public appearances?" "Why are you spending $74.7 billion over the next six months towards your war for oil, and only spending $1.2 billion towards hydrogen powered cars?" "Why do you always have that stupid smirk on your face? Is someone tickling your ass with a feather?" "Where all all of those WMD I heard about?" "Does the Constitution make for rough toilet paper?" "If you could find France on a map, would you bomb them too?" I know that you like multiple-choice questions, so here's one for you: What is the primary goal of the War on Iraq? 1. The disarmament of Iraq. 2. The liberation of the Iraqi people. 3. The removal of Saddam Hussein's regime. 4. The acquisition of Iraqi oil. 5. To make Daddy proud. 6. Whatever makes the war look justified at the moment. Which of these movie scenes do you most identify with? 1. Al Pacino putting his face into a giant mound of coke in Scarface. 2. Jack Nicholson screaming "You want the Truth? You can't Handle the truth!" in A Few Good Men. 3. Matthew Broderick mugging the camera and saying "They bought it!" after his parents leave the room, in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. 4. All of the above. "Since I'm paying for the war, can I have some oil?" "Wouldn't it just have been easier to give the 74 billion dollars directly to the oil companies?" "Doesn't violating the UN charter about attacking other countries except in self defense make you a war criminal?" "What type of party did you throw when you heard about Texas' 300th death sentence?" "Can God make a pretzel that is too hot for him to eat?" "How do you expect God to answer your prayers for protecting our troops in battle when that same god couldn't even protect you from choking on a pretzel and smashing your head on the ground?" Hey, remember back in January of 2002 when you said, "The prayer that I would like America to ask for is to pray for God's protection for our land and for our people. [To pray] that there's a shield of protection, so that if the evil ones try to hit us again, that we've done everything we can, physically, and that there is a spiritual shield that protects the country."? Well, I was wondering why you just didn't ask for everyone to pray for a spirtual hammer to hit Iraq with? Oh, and I am assuming that that this "spiritual shield" is only good in the USA because it sure didn't prevent the recent casualties we have incurred in Iraq. So what gives with this "spiritual shield"? Is it under warranty? "Were you high when you described Cardinal Bernard F. Law as 'a man of integrity'?" http://www.boston.com/globe/spotligh..._president.htm

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03-25-2003, 09:56 PM	#2
Dark Jedi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 4,666	Does a labotomy hurt?

03-25-2003, 10:01 PM	#3
kwigibo Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gold Coast, QLD, Australia Posts: 5,814	most world leaders of any note, past and present, i would probably want to talk to and understand, but him, i really don't know how long i could prevent myself from just knocking his block off. although i'm sure some big men in suits could prevent me.

03-26-2003, 06:12 AM	#5
Mark Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,537	I needed that, way too funny!

03-26-2003, 07:01 AM	#6
The Stranger Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St. Louis Posts: 141	Cheney would have a heart attack, he's obviously not up for anything like that. If anything, it's Putin

03-26-2003, 07:04 AM	#7
Stephen Maturin Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Broomfield, Colorado, USA Posts: 1,295	- Did you mean it when you told Congress and the nation soon after the 9/11 attacks that "either you're with us or you're with the terrorists"? - If you answered the foregoing question in the affirmative, when will American cruise missiles start hitting Berlin, Paris, Mexico City, Moscow, Beijing, etc.? - How long before 9/11/01 did you acquire actual knowledge of all the details of the pending terrorist attacks? - How do I put food on my family without making a big ol' mess?

03-26-2003, 07:54 AM	#8
Hedwig Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,921	What's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? (If he doesn't know this he deserves to be impeached just on basic Geek Principle.)

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