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pounceinternational said:Even worse (on a similar note):

-having to use public restrooms

-having to sit down in a public restroom's stall (I pity the women)

-noticing the piss all over the toilet seat

-having to go from stall to stall, trying to find the one with the least amount of piss on the toilet seat

-finding the stall with the least amount of piss on the seat, and still noticing a substantial amount of piss on it

-going to grab a wet paper towell and pouring liberal amounts of soap from the dispenser onto the towell in an attempt to clean the piss from the toilet seat

-grabbing another towell to dry the now (hopefully) clean toilet seat

-sitting down to take a dump, and nothing comes out for ten minutes

-having a guy come in and sit in the stall next to mine
even though there are at least six other stalls to choose from!

-listening to this fellow's incredibly loud flatulence

-listening to this guy talking to himself in a foreign language

-wondering when the hell this guy will leave

-grabbing the toilet paper from the dispenser, the one with the foot-and-a-half wide roll of industrial-strength ass-wipes, which require delicate handling due to the fact that the sheer weight of the paper on the roll leads to even slightly strong tugs causing the paper to rip at the the most inopportune locations

-seeing the paper rip off at the top of the roll, inside the transluscent dispenser

-having to reach my hands up into the dispenser and slowly turning the roll until I can reach the end

-trying not to think of the human bodily fluids that are coming into contact with my hand

-realizing its time to end a revolting post