Me and Me

Women that say one thing but really mean another.

Retarded people that can't keep their mouth closed when chewing their food.

Idiot TV hosts on MTV that still yell, even though they have a microphone.

Hedwig

1. Tractors, combines, and other assorted slow-assed vehicles on the highway.

2. Having to drive an hour to go to class when I'm in school.

3. Remodeling projects that destroy all the charm of old buildings.

4. People attempting to have a meaningful conversation with me when I have a colossal hangover.

5. Shredding a room's worth of old papers because it only gets done about once every fifteen years.

6. The crowds at 24 hour restaurants after the bars close.

7. The crack in my car's windshield that I can't afford to fix.

8. Telephone salespeople.

9. Chris Tucker.

10. The fact that I'm sucking so royally at The Sims right now I think my Sims are getting ready to mutiny, jump out of my television screen, and tie me up in a takover of Liliputian proportions.

Edit: 11. I knew the outcome but I'm still pissy about Morimoto losing to Sakai last night.

Monkeybot

Morimoto battled Sakai?! Now I'm pissed off that I missed that...

Hedwig

Yup! Battle of the Iron Chefs. Kenichi won last week and Sakai won this week and now Sakai and Kenichi will go on to battle each other on an upcoming show.

Kaga made the battle exceptionally personal by having peppers as the theme ingredient. Morimoto made red pepper sushi.

Strawberry

I love The Sims! My little sisters are slowly collecting expansion packs. There's some sort of a command you can use to get more money, ctrl-shift-c (I think) brings up a box, and then you type "rosebud" in, and it gives you $1000 every time you do it. So addictive... Maybe it's ctrl-alt-c or alt-shift-c that brings up the box in the upper left corner, I can't remember. It's some combination like that. I can't even play without cheating anymore.

elmodog

Amie, what are we supposed to do? Just let the obnoxious drunks go on talking too much and annoying us?

Amie

Hello my fellow Californian
yeah I guess we'll just have to tolerate the little buggers
did I mention my annoyance with aol yet? If not add that to my plethora of things that piss me off. Just as I went to post this I got punted from America OFF line

I am also adding Tom the bagel guy from the bagel place by my house. He's always in a bad mood. First thing when they open or even at night. Doesn't matter he has a scowl the size of Texas. When he took my order the other day I wanted to say "Jesus Christ Tom you just opened up, you cant possibly be in a bad mood already. There's only been 3 customers."

Thanatoast

ju'iblex said:Anyone in possession of a viola is automatically disqualified from being a member of the "white trash" community. True white trash have difficulty tuning their radios let alone show any interest in learning to play a musical intrument. (Well, maybe the banjo, like the kid in Deliverance.)

Godless Dave

Everybody and everything, with a few exceptions. I would have a much easier time answering the question "What doesn't piss you off?" But here's a few off the top of my head:

Friends who never bring beer to my house, but drink 4 or 5 of mine in one evening. (I know, I should just hide my beer).

Friends who come over to my house and don't even pretend to clean up after themselves.

Dishonest and misleading anti-marijuana and anti-drug-legalization ads.

MzNeko

You really should capitalize the first word in a sentence and "peoples" needs an apostrophe...

I can't help it! Getting a life won't stop it, it's what I do for a living! These days, I can't even read a menu in a restaurant without noticing the mistakes. Normal life has been ruined for me, aaaaaargh! Help me!