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Queen of Swords · 03-03-2003, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Treacle Worshipper

Basically, don't let your kid do anything you think is wrong - and keep him away from cigarettes, whisky & wild, wild women, for the Lawd's sake. Ay-men!

You're probably right - the style was so convoluted I thought they meant "Do not withhold", especially since they entire tone was one of "chastise your child". Lousy double negatives.

Edited to add : I knew I'd seen Pastor Women's-Makeup somewhere before.

Mageth · 03-03-2003, 03:09 PM

I noticed that the site had several articles by the despicable, discredited, Dr. Paul Cameron of the Family Research Institute.

I also noticed that there was an article blasting tattoos as the "cup of the Devil." A quote:

In the pages of history, whenever and wherever "tattooing" pagan tribes were converted to Christianity, without exception, one of their first pagan practices to "pass away" [ 2 Corinthians 5:17] � was the tattoo. Why? Because, unlike today�s disobedient carnal "tattooed" Christians (or so-called?), the converted pagan KNEW the tattoo was against the Word of God. The Holy Spirit quickly "told" the converted pagan � no tattoo.

I found this, umm, rather ironic, in light of the following (from here):

"At least twice Cameron has advocated the tattooing of AIDS patients on the face, so that people would know when they were meeting with an infected person. The penalty for trying to hide the tattoo would be banishment to the Hawaiian island of Molokai, a former leper colony. In the event that a vaccine were developed to prevent AIDS, Cameron has proposed that homosexuals be castrated to prevent them from 'cheating' on nature." - Mark E. Pietrzyk, News-Telegraph, March 10, 1995.

jayh · 03-03-2003, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QueenofSwords
If God allows a child to be conceived, then God obviously has a plan for that child�to abort an unborn child is to stop a plan of God.

Sounds like a pretty good justification for lots of promiscuous sex. Ought to use that line to pick up Christian chicks.

Slavik91 · 03-03-2003, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QueenofSwords
The rearranging of letters (called anagrams) to hide secret names or words has long been practiced in the occult. Is "Claus" another anagram for "Lucas"?

And Evangelists are:

Thanks to J Huber!

Quetzal · 03-03-2003, 11:59 PM

A wonderful Nutwatch, as always Queen. However, I'm afraid I have to bone a pick with you on one item. It is patently untrue that gawd doesn't like figs. Consider the intricate symbiosis She designed into their reproductive system - placing their reproductive organs on the inside, requiring a tight mutualist relationship with a wasp without which it can't live, even designing a parasitic wasp that preys on the other. No one expends that kind of detailed effort on something they don't like, not even gawds.

red robot · 03-04-2003, 04:08 PM

Fabulous, as always. I especially liked this one:

Quote:

I do hope he (Jesus, not Mr. Melton) hadn�t contracted some sexually transmitted disease.

Haha!

rr

Ab_Normal · 03-04-2003, 04:27 PM

EarlFlynn: :notworthy :notworthy

Now I'm humming it too!

03-03-2003, 02:00 PM	#11
Queen of Swords Contributor Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Canada. Finally. Posts: 10,155	Re: Re: The Weekly Nutwatch 27 : Biblebelievers.com Originally posted by Treacle Worshipper Basically, don't let your kid do anything you think is wrong - and keep him away from cigarettes, whisky & wild, wild women, for the Lawd's sake. Ay-men! You're probably right - the style was so convoluted I thought they meant "Do not withhold", especially since they entire tone was one of "chastise your child". Lousy double negatives. Edited to add : I knew I'd seen Pastor Women's-Makeup somewhere before.

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03-03-2003, 03:09 PM	#12
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	I noticed that the site had several articles by the despicable, discredited, Dr. Paul Cameron of the Family Research Institute. I also noticed that there was an article blasting tattoos as the "cup of the Devil." A quote: In the pages of history, whenever and wherever "tattooing" pagan tribes were converted to Christianity, without exception, one of their first pagan practices to "pass away" [ 2 Corinthians 5:17] � was the tattoo. Why? Because, unlike today�s disobedient carnal "tattooed" Christians (or so-called?), the converted pagan KNEW the tattoo was against the Word of God. The Holy Spirit quickly "told" the converted pagan � no tattoo. I found this, umm, rather ironic, in light of the following (from here): "At least twice Cameron has advocated the tattooing of AIDS patients on the face, so that people would know when they were meeting with an infected person. The penalty for trying to hide the tattoo would be banishment to the Hawaiian island of Molokai, a former leper colony. In the event that a vaccine were developed to prevent AIDS, Cameron has proposed that homosexuals be castrated to prevent them from 'cheating' on nature." - Mark E. Pietrzyk, News-Telegraph, March 10, 1995.

03-03-2003, 11:59 PM	#15
Quetzal Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ecuador Posts: 738	A wonderful Nutwatch, as always Queen. However, I'm afraid I have to bone a pick with you on one item. It is patently untrue that gawd doesn't like figs. Consider the intricate symbiosis She designed into their reproductive system - placing their reproductive organs on the inside, requiring a tight mutualist relationship with a wasp without which it can't live, even designing a parasitic wasp that preys on the other. No one expends that kind of detailed effort on something they don't like, not even gawds.

03-04-2003, 04:27 PM	#17
Ab_Normal Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,842	EarlFlynn: :notworthy :notworthy Now I'm humming it too!

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