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lunachick · 07-25-2003, 02:40 AM

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I know people who feel so strongly that God is a Republican that they say they'd give up going to church if the church preached against Republicanism.

Did you guys know this all along, and not tell me?!

God is a Republican!

Man, no wonder he was pissed enough to have his son murdered - what with all his socialist leanings, an' all.

Bill · 07-25-2003, 03:07 AM

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Originally posted by lunachick
Did you guys know this all along, and not tell me?!

God is a Republican!

Man, no wonder he was pissed enough to have his son murdered - what with all his socialist leanings, an' all.

Yeah, Jesus was a lefty hippie from the 60s, all right.

The preachings of Jesus are totally at odds with the conservative programs of the Republican Party. Conservativism is based primarily on selfishness, and Jesus is described as being the essence of unselfishness. Liberalism is more altruistic; more willing to give without expecting any reward.

So, for sure, Jesus is a Democrat!

(Actually, if Jesus were alive today, I'd bet he would be a Green!

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== Bill

slept2long · 07-25-2003, 03:17 AM

I figured Jesus for a Monarchist. Everything was always "My daddy said this and my daddy said that".

lunachick · 07-25-2003, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by Bill
(Actually, if Jesus were alive today, I'd bet he would be a Green!

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== Bill

What! You mean, like, from outta space?!

The Rainbow Warrior would have been saved if Jesus was a Greenie!

But I agree. He would have been a liberal greenie fo'sure!

Republican, indeed! Sheesh. Where do these people get off.

lunachick · 07-25-2003, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by slept2long
I figured Jesus for a Monarchist. Everything was always "My daddy said this and my daddy said that".

And look how daddy repaid him, just 'cos he wasn't a GOP supporter. What a bad dad.

kwigibo · 07-25-2003, 03:46 AM

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Originally posted by lunachick

The Rainbow Warrior would have been saved if Jesus was a Greenie!

probably not, but he'd have walked away from the wreck.

lunachick · 07-25-2003, 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by kwigibo
probably not, but he'd have walked away from the wreck.

LOL! :notworthy

id.s · 07-25-2003, 10:11 AM

I thought jebus was a buddhist. Oh well, maybe he fits the social buddhist lens of the ideological spectrum. I find he fits well somewhere between totalitarianism and noe fsacism. Like the republican chamelion, we have the jebus metamorphisis. What a miracle.

id.s · 07-25-2003, 10:12 AM

D'oh

DarkBronzePlant · 07-25-2003, 11:46 AM

So maybe the trinity is:

Republican(Father) - Democrat(Son) - I don't know, Liberatarian (Holy Ghost)?

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id.s Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: VICTORIA B. C. CANADA Posts: 206	a true republican saying-nothing is what you get. I thought jebus was a buddhist. Oh well, maybe he fits the social buddhist lens of the ideological spectrum. I find he fits well somewhere between totalitarianism and noe fsacism. Like the republican chamelion, we have the jebus metamorphisis. What a miracle.

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id.s Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: VICTORIA B. C. CANADA Posts: 206	that's neo fascism D'oh

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slept2long Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: West Palm Beach, FL Posts: 1,066	I figured Jesus for a Monarchist. Everything was always "My daddy said this and my daddy said that".

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DarkBronzePlant Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA USA Posts: 3,568	So maybe the trinity is: Republican(Father) - Democrat(Son) - I don't know, Liberatarian (Holy Ghost)?

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