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Mad Kally · 02-15-2003, 01:21 PM

Are you on any of those chain mail lists with all the sweet angel stories, or God Bless America for the WTC attack! I was, so I copied and pasted this and clicked on "Reply all". Nothing but total silence since each time I mailed one. This was writtten by Dale McGowan, author of "Calling Bernadette's Bluff".. it works!
I put this in MD too. I don't know where people hang out anymore.

Quote:

GOD HATES CHAIN MAIL!

This Is Amazing But True! Please forward it to as many people as you can ! IT WORKS!!

This message has been around the world six times. It was started in Buenos Aires,
Argentina by a Catholic nun named Sister Anita Margarita and is intended to bring this
message to the world:

STOP FORWARDING INANE E-MAIL CRAP
OR VERILY GOD WILL LOP PARTS OF YOU CLEAN OFF.

Miss Veronica Smoots of Brooklyn received this message and forwarded it right away to two friends. Her hands fell off immediately. A Mr. Heckeldorf of Munich did not forward the message for over a week, during which time he won the lottery four times. Then he finally forwarded it and his shoulders fell off, and also his lap. Mrs. Emily Kirkland of Seattle, Washington received the message and didn't forward it, but her legs fell off anyway --- apparently a clerical error, which was caught right away and her legs fell back on, plus she got a set of valuable coupons in the mail.

>>If you forward this message to five people, five parts will fall off, like your ears, eyes
and nose.

>>If you forward it to fifty people...well, no one knows what happens then. Can't be good.

>>If you forward it to exactly seventeen people, for some reason, someone will bring you
a double layer cake --- but then your lips fall off, like the next day. But the cake is really
good.

If you don't send it at all, amazing things start happening! Several red cars will drive by
your house within 24 hours. Your phone will ring and someone will call you BY NAME and ask if you need vinyl siding. You will get sick, and then not be sick anymore. Within the next few months you will go to the mailbox and learn that you may have won ten million dollars! This is absolutely true, try it! I don't know how it works, but it does.

Debbie T · 02-15-2003, 03:19 PM

Kally, QUICK wrap yourself in duct tape before your parts start falling off!

ashibaka · 02-15-2003, 04:49 PM

That nun must be fully disassembled by now.

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02-15-2003, 03:19 PM	#2
Debbie T Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Washington the state Posts: 406	Kally, QUICK wrap yourself in duct tape before your parts start falling off!

02-15-2003, 04:49 PM	#3
ashibaka Regular Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Cloudy Water Posts: 443	That nun must be fully disassembled by now.

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