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viscousmemories · 08-05-2003, 05:06 PM

Does killing kittens count?

Benjamin Franklin · 08-05-2003, 05:11 PM

I believe you forgot to include another option. Virgin but not by choice

BF

Vylo · 08-05-2003, 06:36 PM

I am probably more a virgin then any priest you will ever see. It isn't that I'm not looking, but I am picky and I don't do anything to try to sugarcoat who I am. Many people get thrown off by this thinking I'm hostile, when really I am just blatantly honest.

So unless you want to hear the truth never ask me "Do I look fat in this?" .... I will give you my honest opinion.

Stiletto One · 08-05-2003, 07:29 PM

Yeesh. You could've put in a different option for 'virgin'. Like, "Virgin--Haven't gotten around to it yet". I felt like such a freakin' sap voting the one that was up there.

Vylo: I hear ya, brother.

Naturally, I get the REALLY REALLY WEIRD girls. The kind who bite.
...I'm not complaining.

As for "Do I look fat in this?", just smile and shake your head. Quickly. With the kind of smile that says "No fucking way I'm going to answer that question!". Works for me, and it can work for you too!

Cynical-Chick · 08-05-2003, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chicken Girl
Virgin. *sigh*

Doctor X · 08-05-2003, 10:45 PM

Does 100+ hands count?

Chicken Girl et Cynical-Chick:

No need to despair. Out of noblese oblige I am willing to make myself available [Right! Stop that!!--Ed.]

--J.D.

Cynical-Chick · 08-05-2003, 11:24 PM

How kind. :P

You're such a philanthropist.

Doctor X · 08-06-2003, 12:10 AM

A gentleman must always assist a lady in need. . . .

--J. "Just Lie Back and Think of England" D.

NonHomogenized · 08-06-2003, 12:27 AM

I'm going to have to side with Dr. X. It is a duty we gentlemen are obliged to, no matter our wishes on the subject (as if we'd actually object or something. Ha!) Fate is cruel to the gallant, (in that it offers so few chances to be gallant...) (shut up, brain, you'll ruin the effect. Dammit, too late.) I suppose. Um... pay no attention to the brain behind the comments in parentheses. <looks innocent>

Edited to add: wow! I'm not in the largest group. As the largest group is presently virgins, I can say that with considerable pleasure.

Jutsuka · 08-06-2003, 01:32 AM

1. I have no interest in either sex or love. The first and only time I had sex I wondered what all the fuss was about. It was moderately enjoyable but that was all.

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08-05-2003, 05:06 PM	#11
viscousmemories Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 1,387	Does killing kittens count?

08-05-2003, 05:11 PM	#12
Benjamin Franklin Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 1,182	I believe you forgot to include another option. Virgin but not by choice BF

08-05-2003, 06:36 PM	#13
Vylo Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: washington, NJ 07882 Posts: 253	I am probably more a virgin then any priest you will ever see. It isn't that I'm not looking, but I am picky and I don't do anything to try to sugarcoat who I am. Many people get thrown off by this thinking I'm hostile, when really I am just blatantly honest. So unless you want to hear the truth never ask me "Do I look fat in this?" .... I will give you my honest opinion.

08-05-2003, 07:29 PM	#14
Stiletto One Beloved Deceased Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 7,150	Yeesh. You could've put in a different option for 'virgin'. Like, "Virgin--Haven't gotten around to it yet". I felt like such a freakin' sap voting the one that was up there. Vylo: I hear ya, brother. Naturally, I get the REALLY REALLY WEIRD girls. The kind who bite. ...I'm not complaining. As for "Do I look fat in this?", just smile and shake your head. Quickly. With the kind of smile that says "No fucking way I'm going to answer that question!". Works for me, and it can work for you too!

08-05-2003, 10:45 PM	#16
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	Does 100+ hands count? Chicken Girl et Cynical-Chick: No need to despair. Out of noblese oblige I am willing to make myself available [Right! Stop that!!--Ed.] --J.D.

08-05-2003, 11:24 PM	#17
Cynical-Chick Contributor Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,424	How kind. :P You're such a philanthropist.

08-06-2003, 12:10 AM	#18
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	A gentleman must always assist a lady in need. . . . --J. "Just Lie Back and Think of England" D.

08-06-2003, 12:27 AM	#19
NonHomogenized Veteran Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: no longer at IIDB Posts: 1,644	I'm going to have to side with Dr. X. It is a duty we gentlemen are obliged to, no matter our wishes on the subject (as if we'd actually object or something. Ha!) Fate is cruel to the gallant, (in that it offers so few chances to be gallant...) (shut up, brain, you'll ruin the effect. Dammit, too late.) I suppose. Um... pay no attention to the brain behind the comments in parentheses. <looks innocent> Edited to add: wow! I'm not in the largest group. As the largest group is presently virgins, I can say that with considerable pleasure.

08-06-2003, 01:32 AM	#20
Jutsuka Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 144	1. I have no interest in either sex or love. The first and only time I had sex I wondered what all the fuss was about. It was moderately enjoyable but that was all.

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