Jimmy Higgins

Well seeing that FOX and Rush Limbaugh are the tools of Karl Rove, I suggest we do something about it.

1) Break into everyone's house (nicely of course), and Parental Control out Fox News on every television. Set the password to "I am gay". No person who ever watches FOX for real in-depth news could ever enter that in, even if they knew it would work.

2) We find Limbaugh, we tie him up, toss him in the back of an SUV and take him to the Moody Blue's house. We can explain to John Lodge that Limbaugh is evil, and then he'll say "It's ass whippin' time."

3) Stuff Glen Beck into a telephone booth. He won't be able to open the door to get back out.

These are just a few suggestions. We need to take back control from the right-wing evil-doers. I'm half serious.