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05-19-2006, 11:47 PM
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Some jokes from Gilbert Gottfried
The comedian was just on Stand-Up Nation (on Comedy Central). Such an annoying voice, but he's damn funny. He gave a couple of quick jokes that I just had to share...
----- A man walks into his son's bedroom. He says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind." His son waves and says, "Dad, I'm over here." ----- A guy had the words "I love you" tattooed on his dick. His girlfriend told him to stop trying to put words in her mouth. ----- A man hands his wife two aspirins and a glass of water. She asks, "What's this for? I don't have a headeache." He says, "Great! Let's fuck!" ----- Think for yourself, or you will find there are many others who will gladly do it for you. - One Who Thinks |
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05-20-2006, 09:41 PM
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Ah Gilbert Gottfried stand-up... at no other time do I laugh so hard, while looking for an awl with which to puncture my eardrums and end the horrible, agonizing pain
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05-20-2006, 10:28 PM
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Well, he did win the Boston Phoenix's title of Unsexiest Man Alive. Sure he's not the best-looking guy out there, but you just know that it's 90% for the voice.
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05-21-2006, 06:45 AM
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05-21-2006, 08:57 PM
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