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Godfather · 12-14-2004, 06:21 PM

Holy Shit. I can't believe what I found while googling the word "baphomet." One of the links read "star wars suprise." Being a rather large fan I decided to check it out.
Yoda is Satan

Is this guy insane? I want to know what he is smoking. :huh:

Sadly about 10 months ago I would have read this page and chucked my star wars trilogy into the trash. Or possibly burned them, as Bill Gothard recommends.

I can understand his reasoning, and the picture looks like yoda, minus 3 points of the star, but what would lead someone to post something like this?

And what the hell does jot have to do with yoda. I am a star wars geek and I don't recall him being a hermaphrodite. I am sure lucas intended yoda to have relations in some poorly executed incarnation of star wars.

A page like this only strengthens my faith in the fact that fundies are morons and, sadly, brings back memories of a time when I was just as ignorant.

the shadow · 12-15-2004, 06:01 AM

Amazing. I guess some people have to much time on thier hands. First the Teletubbies now this.

newtype_alpha · 12-15-2004, 06:38 AM

I think this guy is either joking, delusional, or incredibly stupid.

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We would like to be able to post a graphic of "Mephistopheles", the Devil of the underworld he copies, but could not get permission to post the picture on our page. If you are interested, visit The Philosopical Research Society and view the graphic called the invocation of Mephistopheles. (Note: The psr.org website has changed. To see the image, scroll down when their page loads) There you will view Baphomet (the goats head - on the wall) and Mephistopheles in close proximity. Mephistopheles, to be brief, is a Devil who masquerades as a "good" or helpful being, while at heart he is an insidiously evil being. He is real, and at the same time symbolic of Satan who appears as an angel of light.

He seems unaware that Mephistolphles is a fictional character from one of Goethe's Faust, a rather amusing play that kinda resembles the book of Job only far more entertaining. He comes from an old Grimoire (under a different name, it turns out) which in turn comes from an even older play. Mephistopholes never pretended to be good, in fact the first time Faust encountered him the little guy appeared to him as a humongous dragon.

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Yoda is not an exact image by any means, but those who have a discerning spirit can see the deceiving hand of Satan there.

:rolling:

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For those of you who know the Scriptures, it is fascinating that Jesus Christ said about his word that "not one jot or tittle would pass away". The word "jot" is the English transliteration of the Hebrew "Yod", hence "Yoda". Yoda is a hermaphrodite. Add the "a" to "yod", and you have a feminized proper noun.

:rolling:
So obviously, Yoda is Jewish :huh:

As for the hermaphrodite part.... your guess is as good as mine

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I have gotten more mail on this page than any other. Most think I'm nuts, and that's fine with me. When you are called to deal with your creator someday (Revelation 20:12-15 - read it!) it will be a different story.

Indeed. Lord Vader (Yoda/Satan's enemy) doesn't take too kindly to rebel scum like yourself :devil3:

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An email from an honest soul!

"At first I too thought you were incorrect with the assertion
that the image looked like yoda, but after really examining it you can clearly
see that is what the image is. Thanks again for keeping the faith in such
a time as this."

Shawn

And now the fundy grabs his blow-up doll and has it give him a pat on the back while trying to throw his voice saying,
"Good job, Lord Fundy! You stand up for the faith real good!"
"Why thank you Susan!"
"No Mr. Fundy, I mean it! And your so good looking too!"
"Oh Susan, you're too kind!" <Masturbates furiously>

If this is in any way a serious article and not just some crank out to get a laugh, it would then amaze me that most Christians are cappable of learning how to use a computer in the first place. (On the other hand, even monkies can learn how to send e-mail if properly motivated :huh: )

12-14-2004, 06:21 PM	#1
Godfather Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Hurricane Central. Posts: 158	Yoda was satan all along! Holy Shit. I can't believe what I found while googling the word "baphomet." One of the links read "star wars suprise." Being a rather large fan I decided to check it out. Yoda is Satan Is this guy insane? I want to know what he is smoking. :huh: Sadly about 10 months ago I would have read this page and chucked my star wars trilogy into the trash. Or possibly burned them, as Bill Gothard recommends. I can understand his reasoning, and the picture looks like yoda, minus 3 points of the star, but what would lead someone to post something like this? And what the hell does jot have to do with yoda. I am a star wars geek and I don't recall him being a hermaphrodite. I am sure lucas intended yoda to have relations in some poorly executed incarnation of star wars. A page like this only strengthens my faith in the fact that fundies are morons and, sadly, brings back memories of a time when I was just as ignorant.

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12-15-2004, 06:01 AM	#2
the shadow Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 65	Amazing. I guess some people have to much time on thier hands. First the Teletubbies now this.

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