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pfcgreene · 09-15-2004, 01:15 PM

Look three hurricanes,and another one brewing.

We in the united states must turn to God and repent of our sins.

We must re-elect BUSH for president.

Space Chef · 09-15-2004, 01:19 PM

Finally, he admits he's just kidding.

Or, if not:

I thought God was happy with the US for fightin' the turlheads?

It's the Fags (emphasis on the 'fff') making her/it/him angry, isn't it?

Rhaedas · 09-15-2004, 01:23 PM

Three hurricanes in one season...imagine the odds.

Someone needs to tell God he'd be better off with a direct, to the point message, rather than all these natural looking disasters.

ImGod · 09-15-2004, 01:24 PM

This just in....

GOD HATES RETIRED PEOPLE.

Rusting Car Bumper · 09-15-2004, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pfcgreene

Look three hurricanes,and another one brewing.

We in the united states must turn to God and repent of our sins.

We must re-elect BUSH for president.

No. God's pissed at the southern U.S. for voting for Bush in 2000. This is her message regarding the upcoming election.

DC

Rhaedas · 09-15-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pfcgreene

We must re-elect BUSH for president.

Besides, you already got this part wrong.

JohNeo · 09-15-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DigitalChicken

No. God's pissed at the southern U.S. for voting for Bush in 2000. This is her message regarding the upcoming election.

DC

Ah, but wouldn't God the powerful almighty be able to skip over West Palm Beach, Fla.?

Perhaps we can properly determine who won that county in 2000 by the amount of damage it sustains....

JohNeo

BadBadBad · 09-15-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pfcgreene

Look three hurricanes,and another one brewing.

We in the united states must turn to God and repent of our sins.

We must re-elect BUSH for president.

You've got it all wrong. It's not the vengeful God of Exodus you speak of stirring up the water in the Gulf. It's the loving God of the NT that performed miracles such that all but 68 people were spared!

Praise God Halelujah!

Hazel-rah · 09-15-2004, 01:40 PM

Why is it so easy to believe crazy weather is divine retribution, but so deluded to think it might be global warming?

John the Non-Baptist · 09-15-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pfcgreene

Look three hurricanes,and another one brewing.

We in the united states must turn to God and repent of our sins.

We must re-elect BUSH for president.

Let me see if I have this straight. The hurricanes are an indication that "God" is angry at the US, so we're supposed to elect Bush, the alleged leader of the country God is angry at?

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09-15-2004, 01:19 PM	#2
Space Chef Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ...in a dark house somewhere in the world. Posts: 3,598	Finally, he admits he's just kidding. Or, if not: I thought God was happy with the US for fightin' the turlheads? It's the Fags (emphasis on the 'fff') making her/it/him angry, isn't it?

09-15-2004, 01:23 PM	#3
Rhaedas Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,440	Three hurricanes in one season...imagine the odds. Someone needs to tell God he'd be better off with a direct, to the point message, rather than all these natural looking disasters.

09-15-2004, 01:24 PM	#4
ImGod Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 6,264	This just in.... GOD HATES RETIRED PEOPLE.

09-15-2004, 01:40 PM	#9
Hazel-rah Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 1,628	Why is it so easy to believe crazy weather is divine retribution, but so deluded to think it might be global warming?

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