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01-12-2005, 03:45 AM
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God Thought of You Today
"God thought of you today" is what the local church sign said. Why that struck me funny I'm not sure but I laughed out loud.
It seems to need another sentence to complete its message, can you help out? Like, "God thought of you today, he got you this nice card." |
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01-12-2005, 03:47 AM
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God thought of you today, being omniscient he just can't help it.
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01-12-2005, 03:48 AM
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I add this: God thought of you today........yeah, right!! |
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01-12-2005, 04:47 AM
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God thought of you today, screw Sri lanka.
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01-12-2005, 04:49 AM
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God thought of you today, He's planning another natural disaster. |
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01-12-2005, 05:00 AM
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God thought of you today, now he needs a tissue.
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01-12-2005, 05:53 AM
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God thought of you today, he prays to you because you created him.
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01-12-2005, 05:59 AM
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God thought of you today and couldn't help but 'touch' his Almighty.
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01-12-2005, 06:52 AM
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God thought of you today, and now he wishes he'd thought about Britney Spears instead!
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01-12-2005, 10:09 AM
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God thought of you today, and he thinks you're an asshole.
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