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Re: Re: Move over Moses, here comes Heitsi Eibip
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01-24-2004, 06:52 AM
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"First of all, there's the strange light-emitting stationary cloud formation even though all this wind is blowing about for hours"
that would be the spaceship of the Lord. "The pillar of cloud also moved from in front and stood behind them, 20 coming between the armies of Egypt and Israel. Throughout the night the cloud brought darkness to the one side and light to the other side; so neither went near the other all night long. 21 Then Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and all that night the LORD drove the sea back with a strong east wind and turned it into dry land. The waters were divided." that would be the Lord's tractor beam. 
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01-24-2004, 10:44 AM
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and what would be the Lord's phasers?
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01-25-2004, 01:33 PM
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Look at what was left of Onan. . . .
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01-25-2004, 03:27 PM
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"and what would be the Lord's phasers? "
He used them on Sodom, not to mention Mrs. Lot. "Sodom targeted Captain" "Lock on, pivot at warp factor two, bring all tubes to bare! Fire!" |
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01-25-2004, 03:30 PM
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No, NO, you heretic!!
Lot's wife was transmorgrified, not phasered. I mean . . . if you are not going to take this seriously. . . . --J.D. |
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01-26-2004, 08:34 PM
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Re: Article: Parting of the Red Sea Possible
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The Post would never print such nonsense. |
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