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FarmMama · 01-05-2006, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by john_v_h

I just got the scoop on some of the attractions they're planning:

Water Walker
Holy Roller Coaster
Velocirapture
Scourge-A-Whirl
Passionator
Adventure Through Jesus Space

I also understand they'll be selling "Baby Jesus Crying Towels".

Kosh · 01-05-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by john_v_h

You mean the Cana! Cantina & Dance Club?

That's next door to the bar, the "Dancing Solomon", but they'll have a karaoke place , they're calling it "Songs of Solomon"

Kosh · 01-05-2006, 10:24 AM

Also, there will be an upscale restaurant, called "Manna"

ELECTROGOD · 01-05-2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by john_v_h

I just got the scoop on some of the attractions they're planning:

and Jesus' tunnel of love. :devil3:

I wonder if Pat's latest funky comments are going to affect the ground breaking date or not.

Siamang · 01-05-2006, 03:49 PM

Mr. Job's Wild Ride.

And the Jonah ride, of course.

Haener · 01-05-2006, 04:22 PM

The hotel will feature Joshua's bed time stories for the kids.

And for the adults, the forbidden fruit escort service.

Tenants will be expected to themselves multiply the one (1) bread provided for breakfast by the hotel.

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Originally Posted by QuestionMark

Isn't the grave supposed to be empty?

Touche

Somebody move this to the humor forum

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Kosh Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Orions Belt Posts: 3,911	Also, there will be an upscale restaurant, called "Manna"

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