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atheistica · 10-01-2005, 04:18 PM

Condoleeza Rice is giving her daily briefing to George Bush. She concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Wyz_sub10 · 10-01-2005, 05:17 PM

Hahaha. That's pretty good.

philbo · 10-02-2005, 04:09 AM

ROFL! That's the best Bush joke I've heard in ages... Is it a true story?

Nialler · 10-02-2005, 04:20 AM

I like sophisticated humour. Humour that is subtle, clever, that makes you think differently.

I also like jokes that make me laugh out loud.

How much is a brazilian? Brilliant!

Bumble Bee Tuna · 10-02-2005, 07:59 AM

Hilarious! I'd change the wording to "Yesterday, 3 Brazilians were lost", though, as it becomes a neutral phrase that could be interpreted as people or money which is the point of the joke.

-B

Ego Licet Visum · 10-02-2005, 11:09 AM

it has nothing to do with money

CaptainZen · 10-02-2005, 01:55 PM

Three surgeons are boasting about their skills.
The first one says he had a patient that lost 7 fingers in an accident.
"I put them all back and what do you think? HE became a concert pianist a year later!"
The second had a patient who lost both arms and legs and he refitted them to the body.
"This guy bacame Olympic champion two years later at the thriatlon," said he.
"Oh well, " said number three, "there was this cowboy riding his horse in the prairy and was hit by an express train. After the train was gone the only pieces they found left of him were a cowboyhat and an asshole. I worked a week on it and what do you know, now he is the president of the United States!"

Hedshaker · 10-03-2005, 08:11 AM

Ah I should have looked first

sissybritches · 10-03-2005, 08:19 AM

Last month, when a reporter asked Bush how he felt about Roe vs. Wade, Bush replied, "I don't care how they get those people out of New Orleans as long as they do it now."

Aliens · 10-03-2005, 04:41 PM

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing
by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did,"
Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.
Bush whispers "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR
replies and fades into the mist............

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another
figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of
Abraham Lincoln, Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

10-01-2005, 04:18 PM	#1
atheistica Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northeast USA Posts: 93	Bush joke [merged] Condoleeza Rice is giving her daily briefing to George Bush. She concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

10-02-2005, 01:55 PM	#7
CaptainZen Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: on the Caribbean Island of Sint Maarten/Saint Mart Posts: 38	Three again Three surgeons are boasting about their skills. The first one says he had a patient that lost 7 fingers in an accident. "I put them all back and what do you think? HE became a concert pianist a year later!" The second had a patient who lost both arms and legs and he refitted them to the body. "This guy bacame Olympic champion two years later at the thriatlon," said he. "Oh well, " said number three, "there was this cowboy riding his horse in the prairy and was hit by an express train. After the train was gone the only pieces they found left of him were a cowboyhat and an asshole. I worked a week on it and what do you know, now he is the president of the United States!"

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10-01-2005, 05:17 PM	#2
Wyz_sub10 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the land of two boys and no sleep. Posts: 9,890	Hahaha. That's pretty good.

10-02-2005, 04:09 AM	#3
philbo Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bucks, England Posts: 393	ROFL! That's the best Bush joke I've heard in ages... Is it a true story?

10-02-2005, 04:20 AM	#4
Nialler Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Paris Posts: 8,473	I like sophisticated humour. Humour that is subtle, clever, that makes you think differently. I also like jokes that make me laugh out loud. How much is a brazilian? Brilliant!

10-02-2005, 07:59 AM	#5
Bumble Bee Tuna Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Middletown, CT Posts: 7,333	Hilarious! I'd change the wording to "Yesterday, 3 Brazilians were lost", though, as it becomes a neutral phrase that could be interpreted as people or money which is the point of the joke. -B

10-02-2005, 11:09 AM	#6
Ego Licet Visum Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,007	it has nothing to do with money

10-03-2005, 08:11 AM	#8
Hedshaker Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: https://soundcloud.com/dark-blue-man Posts: 3,526	Ah I should have looked first

10-03-2005, 08:19 AM	#9
sissybritches Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ny Posts: 83	Last month, when a reporter asked Bush how he felt about Roe vs. Wade, Bush replied, "I don't care how they get those people out of New Orleans as long as they do it now."

10-03-2005, 04:41 PM	#10
Aliens Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 73	One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away. The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight. The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist............ Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?" Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

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