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God: Noah, get two of every kind of animal Noah: Okay God: Now, of the clean animals—you know which ones those are, right?—take the 12 extra ones, and sacrifice them. Noah: Wha–? You said to get two of each kind, So how am I going to sacrifice twelve of them? I only have two! God: What are you talking about? I said to get two of the unclean kind and fourteen of the clean kind. Noah: Where did you say that? God: You callin' me a liar? [ETA] Noah: And besides, didn't you tell me to go round up two cattle? Now you're telling me you want fourteen cattle? Cattle are clean, right? So why did you earlier specifically tell me to get two of them, but now you want me to find fourteen of them? God: What are you, a lawyer? Noah: and I'm supposed to find these tens of thousands of critters, all over the world, save them on the ark, and then after all that hard work and caring for and feeding them for a year, you then want me to slaughter most of them? God: Security! Someone call Security! |
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Apologies to Dean I have checked Dave's Blog and it appears he did pay $86 for a book you can get for $10 second hand from Amazon
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I should point out - before Dave accuses me of it - that I did not "cherry pick" that colophon because it looks so unlike the Toledoths. It was quite literally the first one I came across when doing a search to see what the wording of them actually looks like.
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I'd like 'bump' this question, as I still wonder if there aren't some specifics that could be brought to bear on the question:
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Any Hebrew language scholars out there who can add to this? |
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See also: http://elephanticity.250x.com/oldhex...on/dictate.htm |
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Chapter 1, god creates the world in chaos, puts people on it, tells them to multiply. No punishment, no wroth anger, no snake. No rules to break, no broken rules. God's character is that of a distant inhuman cloud. Chapter 2, god creates Eden, turns his back, comes back, walking through the Garden, God is an individual, with a body, has to call his children out of the trees, gets ticked, curses the snake, curses the woman, curses all humanity.... Two different treatments of god, not masked by the translation. |
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Is there a place on line that shows the sources assigned to each portion of the text? |
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I had a WTF? moment when I looked up DH on Wikipedia, for it says:
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