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epepke · 07-15-2006, 08:43 PM

Dunno.

But at the crisis unit, people used to swallow D cells all the time.

capsaicin67 · 07-15-2006, 08:46 PM

I thought that was just getting things that used multiple Dcells stuck [in hospitals], which begs the further question of what counts---swallowed from which end? Only topside?

[I know the answer btw]

Imaginary Mark · 07-15-2006, 08:55 PM

The record for most stuff fit into the esophogus at one time is probably held by a sword swallower. Some of those guys can fit a disgustingly large amount in there at once.

The largest thing I've ever swallowed was a whole marshmallow. It looked so soft and squishy, so I was very surprised when it hurt like a son of a bitch.

Castorama · 07-15-2006, 09:18 PM

DeepWaters:

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That's a snake, though. Not a human. :Cheeky:

I consider some 'humans' to be of the same classification. You may have run into one on this very board.

epepke · 07-15-2006, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by capsaicin67

I thought that was just getting things that used multiple Dcells stuck [in hospitals], which begs the further question of what counts---swallowed from which end? Only topside?

[I know the answer btw]

Heh. No, it was topside. Look out teeth, look out gums, down the gullet, here it comes. Anal insertionism is another thing.

Although it seems improbable, even the D cells seemed to come out with no damage at the other end. It couldn't have been too much fun, though.

MarcelLionheart · 07-15-2006, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by oser

My penis.

So, did you ever get it back?

Persidian · 07-15-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by capsaicin67

I thought that was just getting things that used multiple Dcells stuck [in hospitals], which begs the further question of what counts---swallowed from which end? Only topside?

[I know the answer btw]

Well, we'd probably have to ask the goa**e guy to find out what can truly be "swallowed." I ain't volunteering to call him.

Ah, I see the board censors it. Good, that saves me from having to warn anyone not to google it.

premjan · 07-15-2006, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by capsaicin67

I'm still pretty damned impressed with eating a bus in pieces.
But a city one or a private coach though? I don't even want to touch the seats on a city one. I'd have to wash all of the pieces pretty well. And use a lot of Sriracha sauce.

What about the metal parts? Wouldn't they just come back out?

Cynical-Chick · 07-16-2006, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Persidian

Well, we'd probably have to ask the goa**e guy to find out what can truly be "swallowed." I ain't volunteering to call him.

Ah, I see the board censors it. Good, that saves me from having to warn anyone not to google it.

I was in chat once, and some newbie idiot kept bugging one of our other senior members for pics (she's quite attractive), and I consider her a friend, so I told him to go to Lem**Party, because she had lots of pics there. Another senior member kept sending him to preggo porn in his photobucket, renaming the same file for 10 minutes and sending him to it.

</offtopic but amusing>

On topic: I don't want to know.

MonCapitan2002 · 07-16-2006, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Persidian

Well, we'd probably have to ask the goa**e guy to find out what can truly be "swallowed." I ain't volunteering to call him.

Ah, I see the board censors it. Good, that saves me from having to warn anyone not to google it.

I have already had the displeasure of seeing that. There are others that are worse.

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07-15-2006, 08:43 PM	#11
epepke Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Anywhere but Colorado, including non-profits Posts: 8,787	Dunno. But at the crisis unit, people used to swallow D cells all the time.

07-15-2006, 08:46 PM	#12
capsaicin67 Contributor Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gold coast plain, sea, scrubland, mountain range. Posts: 20,955	I thought that was just getting things that used multiple Dcells stuck [in hospitals], which begs the further question of what counts---swallowed from which end? Only topside? [I know the answer btw]

07-15-2006, 08:55 PM	#13
Imaginary Mark Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: rantsnraves.org Posts: 2,273	The record for most stuff fit into the esophogus at one time is probably held by a sword swallower. Some of those guys can fit a disgustingly large amount in there at once. The largest thing I've ever swallowed was a whole marshmallow. It looked so soft and squishy, so I was very surprised when it hurt like a son of a bitch.

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