DinoStoned

News sure travels fast on the Internet. How did Baruch's groupies get hold of the fact that there were people slamming him on this particular website?

Kalkin

Probably just google. There can't be many people talking about this wacko on the internet, so whatever there is, comes up fast.

Azenath, re-read your own posts. Notice that you have given us skeptics no reason whatsover to believe your threats. All you do is repeat them, over and over again, and cite books (the bible and Baruch's) that none of us credit anyway. Why, exactly, should we listen to you? Huh?

I mean, I can just say: YOU FOOLS, YOU HAVE FOLLOWED A FALSE PROPHET! THE IPU WILL SMITE YOU WITH ETERNALLY ITCHING GENITALS IF YOU DO NOT REPENT! YOU MUST EMIGRATE TO HONDURAS, ONLY NON-CORRUPT LAND! I HAVE HEARD THE VOICE OF THE HOLY PINK ONE! OBEY!

The above is exactly as (un)persuasive as everything you've said so far...

DinoStoned

Google? Both a curse and a blessing then, it will seem.
Personally, I think that any appeals to logic and reason will not get us anywhere with them. These 'theists' are of a whole different flavour than the ones who usually visit this board.

I'd recommend we ignore any wacko posts until the storm blows over, or failing that, suspend or ban them.

Alludium Fozdex

I kicked one of The Lord's Chosen™ (well, he said he was one) in the nads once.

Does that mean God's pissed off at me?

Asenath Poti-pherah

Dino, Gerald, Kalkin

Americans still have the "illusion" of free speech.

You ask why you should believe what I have written above? My GOD JESUS CHRIST explains:

"Set up the standard upon the walls of Babylon, make the watch strong, set up the watchmen, prepare the ambushes: for the LORD hath both devised and done that which he spake against the inhabitants of Babylon.

O thou that dwellest upon many waters, abundant in treasures, thine end is come, and the measure of thy covetousness.

The LORD of hosts hath sworn by himself, saying, 'Surely I will fill thee with men, as with caterpillers; and they shall lift up a shout against thee.' "Revelation 51:12-14

DinoStoned

I'm not American, and I don't live in America. So there.

HerFlamingLiberal

How incredibly awesome! I didn't know believers posted on this board.

Ah, let the biblical criticism begin.

:whips out Bible:



:stuffs it back on shelf:

As soon as my Hebrew test Friday is over, man, you just wait.

I'll be all over this thread like mustard on crackers.

:runs from room muttering Hebrew:

PopeInTheWoods

Your GOD JESUS CHRIST also explains:
Samuel said to the cook, "Bring the piece of meat I gave you, the one I told you to lay aside."

So there.

Andy

nermal

I can't help but feel like I'm sitting in my favorite bar, as four strangers pass brawling through the room; in from the street, and out into the alley.

I'll just drink my beer and watch the din.

Carry on, but do leave soon.

Ed

Asenath Poti-pherah

To anyone who will hear what the LORD says:


For out of the north there cometh up a nation against her, which shall make her land desolate, and none shall dwell therein, they shall remove, they shall depart, both man and beast.
For, lo, I will raise and cause to come up against Babylon an assembly of great nations from the north country: and they shall set themselves in array against her; from thence she shall be taken...
Because ye were glad, because ye rejoiced, O ye destroyers of mine heritage, because ye are grown fat as the heifer at grass, and bellow as bulls;
Because of the wrath of the LORD it shall not be inhabited, but it shall be wholly desolate every one that goeth by Babylon shall be atonished, and hiss at all her plagues
Jeremiah 51: 3, 9, 11, 13


These Words of GOD have ALREADY begun to come to pass. Seek the LORD JESUS CHRIST now while you may. Life as we know it is short.