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seal_clubber · 11-09-2004, 11:26 AM

"Operation Enduring Freedom" - doesn't talk to me, it doesn't have that je ne sais quois.

Some alternatives:
Falujah Fuckup
Operation Sandtrap (credit seal jr.)
Operation Painful Deception
Operation Neoconundrum

I know you folks can do better.

Mageth · 11-09-2004, 11:27 AM

"Operation Clusterfuck" has a nice ring to it.

To borrow from the Daily Show:

Operation Mess-o-potamia

King Rat · 11-09-2004, 11:29 AM

I think it is already aptly named:

War on Terra.

Jennie · 11-09-2004, 11:47 AM

Project Snafu
Operation Brave New World (Hey, you might even get this one past the Bush radar.)

Abacus · 11-09-2004, 11:48 AM

Dubya's War

Arken · 11-09-2004, 11:51 AM

Halliburtonalia

Nice Squirrel · 11-09-2004, 11:52 AM

The War to Start a Hell of a Lot of Other Wars

The War to Make the World Safe for NoOne

xpanda · 11-09-2004, 11:54 AM

Operation Military Footprint
Operation Dollar Hegemony
Operation Candy From a Baby
Operation Bring on the Rapture

(though Operation Neoconundrum is brilliant.)

John the Non-Baptist · 11-09-2004, 12:12 PM

The Bogus War
The Red Herring War
The You-People-Will-Believe-Anything War

Angrillori · 11-09-2004, 12:16 PM

While I like most of these, I'd like to second:

Operation Clusterfuck.

It just feels right....

11-09-2004, 11:26 AM	#1
seal_clubber Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 192	Rename the war! "Operation Enduring Freedom" - doesn't talk to me, it doesn't have that je ne sais quois. Some alternatives: Falujah Fuckup Operation Sandtrap (credit seal jr.) Operation Painful Deception Operation Neoconundrum I know you folks can do better.

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11-09-2004, 11:27 AM	#2
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	"Operation Clusterfuck" has a nice ring to it. To borrow from the Daily Show: Operation Mess-o-potamia

11-09-2004, 11:29 AM	#3
King Rat Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 6,855	I think it is already aptly named: War on Terra.

11-09-2004, 11:47 AM	#4
Jennie Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 3,593	Project Snafu Operation Brave New World (Hey, you might even get this one past the Bush radar.)

11-09-2004, 11:48 AM	#5
Abacus Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,214	Dubya's War

11-09-2004, 11:51 AM	#6
Arken Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: North Hollywood, CA Posts: 6,303	Halliburtonalia

11-09-2004, 11:52 AM	#7
Nice Squirrel Contributor Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Death Panel District 9 Posts: 20,921	The War to Start a Hell of a Lot of Other Wars The War to Make the World Safe for NoOne

11-09-2004, 11:54 AM	#8
xpanda Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto-ish Posts: 222	Operation Military Footprint Operation Dollar Hegemony Operation Candy From a Baby Operation Bring on the Rapture (though Operation Neoconundrum is brilliant.)

11-09-2004, 12:12 PM	#9
John the Non-Baptist Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Des Moines Metro Posts: 935	The Bogus War The Red Herring War The You-People-Will-Believe-Anything War

11-09-2004, 12:16 PM	#10
Angrillori Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A world less bright without WinAce. Posts: 7,482	While I like most of these, I'd like to second: Operation Clusterfuck. It just feels right....

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