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07-14-2007, 06:22 PM
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07-14-2007, 08:16 PM
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It's a matter of consent. If you believe that the tree has consented to your request to have sex with it, you shouldn't go through with it. Your delusion shows you to be mentally incapable to make the decision, and therefore the tree would be raping you.
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07-14-2007, 09:01 PM
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After this, I am going to interpret the phrase "get a woody" in a whole different light.:wide:
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07-14-2007, 09:14 PM
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07-15-2007, 06:43 AM
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Just be safe, plant a Rubber Tree....and check for squirrels before hand.
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07-15-2007, 08:53 AM
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My wife came in late last night with syrup stains. I wonder...
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07-15-2007, 08:55 AM
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I wouldn't be horrified unless he wanted to stick his splintery bits into me.
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07-15-2007, 09:25 AM
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She was a poplar tree, but that was just because she was easy.
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07-15-2007, 09:46 AM
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