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12-12-2006, 08:48 PM
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Should my friend see a doctor?
I have a friend. Let's call him... "Spenser." He tells me that, whenever his friend... let's call him "Placebo Messiah," comes over for a visit, his anus hurts. Should he see a doctor?
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12-12-2006, 08:50 PM
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Go directly to E; do not pass go, do not collect $200.00
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12-12-2006, 09:26 PM
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Sitting on your ass too much can cause hemorrhoids. You know kids these days. Maybe when this "Placebo Messiah" comes around, all they do is spend an inordinate amount of time playing video games and posting on the internet. Suggest to them something more physical. Like Greek wrestling (old school style, naked). And while they're at it, they could post pictures of it in the pictures thread. That would be hot... I mean, interesting. Just sayin'. |
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12-12-2006, 09:27 PM
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This seems like a totally innocent and honest advice thread. Why was it moved
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12-12-2006, 09:28 PM
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Depends, what's his friend doing?
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12-12-2006, 09:30 PM
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It depends on the doctor, and what kind of stuff he's into.
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12-12-2006, 10:09 PM
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Dr. Vinny to the rescue!
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12-12-2006, 10:52 PM
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Doctor, doctor, gimme the news...
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12-12-2006, 11:13 PM
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If Spenser asked Placebo to use extra lube and be very gentle from now on, maybe his anus wouldn't hurt anymore. Unless it's something else entirely, of course.
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12-12-2006, 11:27 PM
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that's because this Spenser you speak of, has been implanting his alien egg sacks into the rectum of this Messiah of Placebos. the pain he is experiencing is the larvae slowly burrowing into the lining of his colon. i'm afraid it's too late to see a doctor, because as we speak, these larvae are working their way up to his brain and will soon hatch out of his eye-balls. but don't worry, by the time that happens, he'll already have died from the larva induced explosive violent diarhea.
give him your regards, and bake him some magical brownies to ease his suffering. |
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