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David M. Payne · 09-18-2003, 08:47 PM

The first prize starts at $7,000,000 and is payable in a lump sum at a reduced amount, or if you want all the filthy lucre, you must take it in 24 yearly payments. So what you say? 7,000,000 divided by 24 = 291,666.66!
Ha, a statistical anomaly you say? There is more of course. If you don't hit it the first time it goes to $10,000,000. If you try to get the max again by taking the 24 yearly payments it comes to 416,666.66!
Clearly proving that the devil is alive, and he is in the details.

This is certainly more proof than we get from the theists as to the existence of Bo, uh God.

David

God and religion, the oldest most successful scam in history, and it still sucks them in today!

Rational BAC · 09-18-2003, 08:49 PM

Too many 6's to be Biblical anyway.

Calzaer · 09-18-2003, 09:01 PM

The Holy Spirit is telling me that any string of sixes longer than 2 is the number of the beast.

David M. Payne · 09-18-2003, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by Calzaer
The Holy Spirit is telling me that any string of sixes longer than 2 is the number of the beast.

The thing I don't get is if I'm a tool of the Devil, how come I haven't hit the lotto yet?

Rational BAC, what does biblical accuracy have to do with it? We're talking about the devil after all. I'm sure I can find a passage that will back my POV, after all you can find a biblical passage to support anything you want, can't you?

David

God and religion, the oldest most successful scam in history, and it still sucks them in today!

Calzaer · 09-19-2003, 09:49 AM

It's not about the Bible with RBAC. The Bible means nothing. It's all about what the Holy Spirit tells him.

King Rat · 09-19-2003, 10:00 AM

That's odd, the holy spirit tells me that everything that RBAC posts is false.

livius drusus · 09-19-2003, 10:00 AM

Hmm.... Elsewhere, or Freethought Humor.... Choices, choices. Oh what the hell, I'm in a giving mood. Off to Elsewhere.

Biff the unclean · 09-19-2003, 03:05 PM

I thought that all those sixes were the mark of the anti-Chrirst, instead of the devil? The anti-Chirst, I believe, is one of those on the ballot for the recall election so (s)he'll need the money

David M. Payne · 09-19-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by livius drusus
Hmm.... Elsewhere, or Freethought Humor.... Choices, choices. Oh what the hell, I'm in a giving mood. Off to Elsewhere.

Just doing my best to keep you honestly employed at the Sec-Web ld.

David

beyelzu · 09-20-2003, 03:27 PM

damn, I knew that satan was involved in the lotto,, but to have such obvious proof. I just cant wait to share this with my friends at theology and of course cf.

thanks david, only with your guidance can I hope to be one with bob.

09-18-2003, 08:47 PM	#1
David M. Payne Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The land of chain smoking, bible thumping, holy ro Posts: 1,248	The Cal lotto proves the existence of�the Devil! The first prize starts at $7,000,000 and is payable in a lump sum at a reduced amount, or if you want all the filthy lucre, you must take it in 24 yearly payments. So what you say? 7,000,000 divided by 24 = 291,666.66! Ha, a statistical anomaly you say? There is more of course. If you don't hit it the first time it goes to $10,000,000. If you try to get the max again by taking the 24 yearly payments it comes to 416,666.66! Clearly proving that the devil is alive, and he is in the details. This is certainly more proof than we get from the theists as to the existence of Bo, uh God. David God and religion, the oldest most successful scam in history, and it still sucks them in today!

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09-18-2003, 08:49 PM	#2
Rational BAC Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tampa Bay area Posts: 3,471	Too many 6's to be Biblical anyway.

09-18-2003, 09:01 PM	#3
Calzaer Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,762	The Holy Spirit is telling me that any string of sixes longer than 2 is the number of the beast.

09-19-2003, 09:49 AM	#5
Calzaer Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,762	It's not about the Bible with RBAC. The Bible means nothing. It's all about what the Holy Spirit tells him.

09-19-2003, 10:00 AM	#6
King Rat Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 6,855	That's odd, the holy spirit tells me that everything that RBAC posts is false.

09-19-2003, 10:00 AM	#7
livius drusus Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Selva Oscura Posts: 4,120	Hmm.... Elsewhere, or Freethought Humor.... Choices, choices. Oh what the hell, I'm in a giving mood. Off to Elsewhere.

09-19-2003, 03:05 PM	#8
Biff the unclean Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: an inaccessible island fortress Posts: 10,638	I thought that all those sixes were the mark of the anti-Chrirst, instead of the devil? The anti-Chirst, I believe, is one of those on the ballot for the recall election so (s)he'll need the money

09-20-2003, 03:27 PM	#10
beyelzu Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the peach state ga I am a metaphysical naturalist Posts: 2,869	damn, I knew that satan was involved in the lotto,, but to have such obvious proof. I just cant wait to share this with my friends at theology and of course cf. thanks david, only with your guidance can I hope to be one with bob.

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