sourdough

when those annoying Christ pushers come trying to convert you non believers
http://www.totse.com/en/religion/chr...y/godtest.html :thumbs:

Norseman

It's so cruel, I love it! :devil3:

"Hi, would you like to talk about God?"
"Sure, are you a christian?"
"Why yes."
"Are you a True Christian?"
"You bet I am!"
"Do you believe the bible is infallible?"

"No."

"Then what are you trying to convince me of? If you don't even know whether or not your own damn book is true why the hell should I listen to you?" *SLAM*

"Of course."
"Do you believe the bible is as true today as it was in the past?"
"Well, yeah..."
"Give me your car keys, your wallet, and your little gold cross there."
"No way!"
"Give to everyone that asketh thee; and from him that taketh away thy goods ask not again." -Luke 6:30 "So you see, fork it over or you aren't a True Christian."
"Oh alright.." *sigh* *gives stuff*
"Thanks, oh here's your credit cards."
"Can we talk about God now?"
"Well I want to be sure you're a True Christian because Jesus says to be wary of wolves in sheep's clothing. Here's a vial of poison." *gives vial of vinegar and ground habeneros* "Mark 16:18 says that if you truely believe you can drink this poison without ill effects."
"Thou shalt not test the LORD thy God"
"I'm not testing the lord, I'm testing you. If you really have faith this shouldn't be a problem."
"Oh alright..." *sigh* *drinks vial* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!! WATER WATER WATER I NEED WATER GIVE ME WATER!!!!!!"
*Chuckles* "That's the stuff. Now that I know you're True Christian we can talk about God." *Gives a glass of water*
*Tries to speak but can only mumble and winces every time he tries.*
"Oh well. Come back later when you can talk again." *SLAM*

:rolling:

I must be so sadistic to find this funny. Someone should make a spoof of this happening on a video. That would seriously cause damage to my sides when I laugh out my intestines. :devil3:

TightSight

I don't know, i bet there are some nuts out there who would actually drink the poison, then you have a messy situation on your hands. I would use something non lethal but bad all the same, maybe ex-lax or some stomach irratant.