rigorist

We are now Sir Baldrick Lord Turnip.

Annabel Lee

No Elanor...let's talk about childbirth and other women's issues!

Jameseb

Excuse me while I take a testosterone pill and tune in ESPN....

Annabel Lee

Now that's an interesting name for a male stripper.

Sword, purple tights and a gentrified air about your person.

And a sword is a phallic symbol, you know. (does phallic have two L's ?)

Great Aunt Delores is gonna love it!

rigorist

No Jameseb...let's get drunk and tell lies.


Ummm....this thread has taken a turn for the surreal. I guess I shouldn't have taken the brown acid.

Annabel Lee

No, no no! You simply MUST find your feminine side!

Jameseb

Oh now that idea I like. I've already had a few shots so get busy!

Hasn't it? I'm already taking my Kevlar off...

rigorist

Percy: Well, My Lord, while Baldrick and I were preparing the Turnip Surprise, we had a
surprise, we came across a turnip that was exactly the same shape...as a thingy!

[Percy and Baldrick laugh.]

Edmund: [not amused] ...a thingy...
Baldrick: ...a great big thingy! It was terrific.
Edmund: Size is no guarantee of quality, Baldrick. Most horses are very well endowed, but
that does not necessarily make them sensitive lovers. I trust you have removed this hilarious
item...?
Baldrick: Oh, yes, yes, My Lord.
Edmund: Good, because there's nothing more likely to stop an inheritance than a thingy-shaped
turnip.
Percy: Absolutely, Edmund. ...but it was jolly funny! [laughs more]
Edmund: Yes, yes, yes...
Baldrick: I found it particularly ironic, My Lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a
turnip!
Edmund: Yes, all right...
Baldrick: I'm quite popular at parties...
Edmund: [not interested] are you...
Baldrick: Yeah -- I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children.

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Polycarp1

...a turn for...?

It started surreal, and just kept on growin'!! :rolling:

Jameseb

I found it and beat her up.