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Vinnie · 05-11-2004, 06:46 PM

# 20: Pontius Pilate "washed his hands clean" of Jesus....

JoeWallack · 05-12-2004, 05:35 AM

JW:
John 13: (KJV)
27 "And after the soap Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus unto him, That thou doest, do quickly."

Not Jesus' most glorious moment but a small price to pay in exchange for the sin of the entire Universe. (Gibson decided to cut this scene from his movie and the related subtitles but left the dialogue in Aramaic). See my website for the related joke involving JP Holding and a Leprachaun in the Men's Room.

Joseph

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Vinnie · 05-12-2004, 08:48 AM

""""""""JW:
John 13: (KJV)
27 "And after the soap Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus unto him, That thou doest, do quickly."""""""""""""""

Modification:

After soaping (lubing), Satan inserted himself into Jesus who told him to do it quickly.

But actually the text says sop, not soap and its in reference to Judas not Jesus.

Of course this play on context can still work:

"Satan inserted himself into Jesus who told him to do it quickly." KJV John 13:27)

There has to be a way to include the cock crowing three times.

The cock crowed three times in one night. What stamina

Or

Jesus was into role-playing and said "The cock shall not crow, till thou hast denied me thrice."

Vinnie · 05-12-2004, 08:12 PM

posted by deadbeat in another forum here:

Quote:

if Jesus was at a wedding that wasn't his and yet it was somehow his responsiblity for being out of wine, then he MUST have been the wedding planner.

A male, unmarried wedding planner. With long hair.

I mean, draw your own conclusions, but I think that speaks VOLUMES...

05-12-2004, 05:35 AM	#12
JoeWallack Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Nazareth Posts: 2,357	I Wish I Was Didymous So I Could Didymous Myself JW: John 13: (KJV) 27 "And after the soap Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus unto him, That thou doest, do quickly." Not Jesus' most glorious moment but a small price to pay in exchange for the sin of the entire Universe. (Gibson decided to cut this scene from his movie and the related subtitles but left the dialogue in Aramaic). See my website for the related joke involving JP Holding and a Leprachaun in the Men's Room. Joseph "There is no more Jew but there most certainly is Greek. Travel with me to Fire and Brimstone Island and I'll show you." - Paul http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Errors...yguid=68161660 http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/abdulreis/myhomepage/

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Vinnie Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Waterbury, Ct, Usa Posts: 6,523	# 20: Pontius Pilate "washed his hands clean" of Jesus....

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Vinnie Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Waterbury, Ct, Usa Posts: 6,523	""""""""JW: John 13: (KJV) 27 "And after the soap Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus unto him, That thou doest, do quickly.""""""""""""""" Modification: After soaping (lubing), Satan inserted himself into Jesus who told him to do it quickly. But actually the text says sop, not soap and its in reference to Judas not Jesus. Of course this play on context can still work: "Satan inserted himself into Jesus who told him to do it quickly." KJV John 13:27) There has to be a way to include the cock crowing three times. The cock crowed three times in one night. What stamina Or Jesus was into role-playing and said "The cock shall not crow, till thou hast denied me thrice."

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